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Florence and Raffi Try Their Best « Thread Started on Nov 2, 2009, 10:49pm »
Yes I'm working on Scars, or trying to that is. XD So that you know I'm not dead and since Scars won't have comedy, here's some funny!
Preface: Florence and Raffi try to live their lives without Shade's guidance and seem to spiral into their own silly little world. Every mini-adventure is a lot of chaos.
I: Florence and Raffi Misbehave in School.
Both were sitting in class one day until Raffi let out a complained noise and leaned back a little, ruler in hand. They have a substitute today and decide to let their imaginations overtake them.
Raffi: *lifts arm* Miss, can we have a window open in here please? It's really hot.
Florence: Yeah, MISS! Can we go outside please? Then we can check and see how many people fit on the swing outside, can't we?
Raffi: Yeah we can... *gives up and then lifts arms again* Miss, are you going to be a real teacher, please?
Florence: Yeah, cause you're just a student, aren't you, Miss?
Raffi: *lifts arm* Miss, what's your name please, Miss?
Florence: ... Miss Wobble!? *cracking up* Did you say Miss Wobble!? Well it sounded like that.
Raffi: Yeah, it sounded like that...
Florence: You're going to have to speak clearer if you want to be a proper teacher, Miss. *opens a huge bag of chips and starts eating some of it*
Raffi: Anyway, Miss, I meant your first name, please. Well you know mine, Miss!
Florence: Yeah! You don't just demand respect, Miss, you earn it.
Raffi: Anyway, Miss, we already know it's a 'V' anyway, because it's on the register and it's on your keyring, isn't it, so is it Veronika or Vira?
Florence: *laughing* Yeah, or Verruca.
Both: *laughing* It's Virginia!
Florence: VIRGINia.
Raffi: VIRGINia, Virgin... oh, Miss, you should let them laugh at you like that. Shut up, everybody, she's good! *turns to teacher and touches heart*
Florence: *lifts desk and does something, Raffi doing the same. As desk goes down, you can see shiny red lipstick* Miss, this is strawberry flavored!
Raffi: Aw... *hand near lips*
Florence: Miss? Is that a spider on your lip, Miss? Oh, no, it's just a big, hairy mole, I thought it was a spider.
Raffi: *whispers something to Florence*
Florence *lifts up arm* Miss! Miss? Are you a lesbian?
Raffi: Yeah, cause we don't know what that means, do we? *lifts up desk and then stands up* Miss, Miss, there is a very serious matter, right? My Jonas Brothers pencil case is gone. That means that, like, there's a burgler in this classroom.
Florence: Oh, I'll check... *lifts desk and then gasps* Oh, Miss, I've had a burglary as well, all my French projects are gone!
Raffi: And mine has!
Florence: Yeah... we have to turn that in next block! ... Miss? Miss?
Raffi: She's going to get the principal, she's going to get the principal.
Florence: If she gets the principal, I'm going to say that she had a nervous breakdown.
Both: *stand up* Good morning, Mr. Rotwood.
Florence: We were just trying to get on with our work.
Raffi: See, my Jonas--
Florence: And our French--
Both: No, I don't think that this is an issue that needs to go to the police. Good bye. *after he leaves*
Raffi: Right, you're in big trouble now! Mr. Rotwood things you're totally out of control, now! *both throw their heads on their desks* I'm not feeling very well...
Florence: She's not feeling very well... and I've started, Miss! So we're going to have to go to the nurse's office, aren't we?
Raffi: I think it's my migrane again, it's always going, uh... *head down*
Florence: Her migrane, Miss, she could faint, Miss!
Raffi: I have fainted...
Florence: She has fainted... *both lie their heads down and moan and groan*
Re: Florence and Raffi Try Their Best « Reply #1 on Nov 2, 2009, 11:22pm »
MISS, I'D LIKE TO KNOW WHERE YOU GOT THIS FROM. ;]
I mean, pfft, hah. Sorry if this is a shorter reply than usual, but of course, I want to get to work on JitD fer yous and of course, all I could do is laugh while I read this anyway. OHOHOHOHO, silly bumbum. You featured me and Florence in this wacky tale of pointlessness and randomness. Which was just pretty dang awesome, if you ask me. xD You gave me something to laugh at just as I was about to finish homework.
To finish this up, dear, I hope you get down another update of Scars soon. You've got me excited still. ;D Considering how much I did miss stories both you and I used to write. Of course, mostly you at this point. As I'm starting to lose respect in myself for writing conjumblyness back in the day. D; NONETHELESS, I'm still excited. I'll work on JitD if you work on Scars. Wink wink nudge nudge. LOL.
Oh, and after hearing you say this countless times over the phone yesterday:
Hey look, it's Sam Witwicky. ;] "I never meant to start a war You know I never wanna hurt you Don't even know what we're fighting for Why does love always feel like a battlefield?"
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Re: Florence and Raffi Try Their Best « Reply #2 on Nov 3, 2009, 1:48am »
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Re: Florence and Raffi Try Their Best « Reply #3 on Nov 16, 2009, 10:29pm »
Look, I made another! =D
II: America's Next Top Model
Florence and Raffi went to Florence's house and sat around in a bored fashion.
Raffi: What should we do?
Florence: I don't know. *turns on TV*
Raffi: America's Next Top Model? Oh, great. We can make fun of it. God, it's easy to make fun of Tyra Banks...
Florence: Hey... that gives me an idea!
Raffi: TELL ME.
Florence: Now, why don't we make fun of this show? And then other shows and things when we're bored? You know, parcs and giggles!
Raffi: Oh I love making videos and stuff! Let's do it!
Florence: Okay, let's get ready.
They went into Florence's basement after getting ready and then set up the camera.
Florence: *holding up a sign that says Tyra Banks. She is standing on top of a HUGE stack of legs* This is where the competition gets REALLY tough. I have one beautiful woman before me. *ushering at Raffi*
Raffi: *looks around*
Florence: Well I have you, before me. And the judges say, "WHOA, that is a pretty woman." And you prove you're a pretty woman by doing that fine ass booty... model walk you do. Go on, do it.
Raffi: Okay. And... left foot, right foot *doing awfully* left foot, right foot, turn! And, left foot, right foot--OOPS--left foot, right foot, TURN! =D
Florence: GO, GIRLFRIEND!
Raffi: Yeah... can I say just one thing, actually? *sobbing* Can I just say, that this is like been my dream, just to get this far, it's all that matters! I've come so far, I've come all the way from DE GHETTO... *normally* You know De Ghetto, it's a small town in Nevada...
Florence: Okay, shh shh shh. I know it's your dream... but we have made our decision.
Raffi: Can I say one more thing?
Florence: Oh GOD.
Raffi: No, no! I just wanna say that I really wanna be on the cover of Teen Vouge... whatever that is... and I really want to be photographed by noted photographers that no one's heard of. So if you make me America's Next Top Model, you'll never hear from me again, guaranteed.
Florence: Alright, shush now. This is the moment you have been waiting for. I have only one photo in my hands. This photo represents the girl who will NOT be going forwards TOWARDSSS being America's Next Top Model.
Hey look, it's Sam Witwicky. ;] "I never meant to start a war You know I never wanna hurt you Don't even know what we're fighting for Why does love always feel like a battlefield?"
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Re: Florence and Raffi Try Their Best « Reply #5 on Nov 18, 2009, 2:59pm »
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