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Post by gojake on Sept 29, 2006 22:21:08 GMT -5
"I am your father...'s brother's roomate!"
"What does that make us?"
"Absolutely nothing!"
Spaceballs, a Star Wars parody.
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feelgoodfailure
Young Warrior Dragon
NO RED MEAT! NO REFINED SUGAR!
DO A BR00TAL ROLL
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Post by feelgoodfailure on Sept 30, 2006 3:58:28 GMT -5
Judge: George Jung, you stand accused of possession of six hundred and sixty pounds of marijuana with intent to distribute. How do you plead?
George: Your honor, I'd like to say a few words to the court if I may.
Judge: Well, you're gonna have to stop slouching and stand up to address this court, sir.
George: Alright. Well, in all honesty, I don't feel that what I've done is a crime. And I think it's illogical and irresponsible for you to sentence me to prison. Because, when you think about it, what did I really do? I crossed an imaginary line with a bunch of plants. I mean, you say I'm an outlaw, you say I'm a thief, but where's the Christmas dinner for the people on relief? Huh? You say you're looking for someone who's never weak but always strong, to gather flowers constantly whether you are right or wrong, someone to open each and every door, but it ain't me, babe, huh? No, no, no, it ain't me, babe. It ain't me you're looking for, babe. You follow?
Judge: Yeah... Gosh, you know, your concepts are really interesting, Mister Jung.
George: Thank you.
Judge: Unfortunately for you, the line you crossed was real and the plants you brought with you were illegal, so your bail is twenty thousand dollars.
-"Blow"
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Post by crazy17 on Sept 30, 2006 15:01:26 GMT -5
"I see dead people" -The Sixth Sense
"Friends stick together to the end" -Timon (The Lion King 1 1/2)
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Tryp
Young Warrior Dragon
Jimmy The Exploder
Stop that! It's silly![ss:American Dragon | Season 1]
Posts: 1,950
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Post by Tryp on Sept 30, 2006 17:09:33 GMT -5
"Say hello to my little friend!" Scarface
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Post by Tales_ Fanatic on Oct 1, 2006 8:41:10 GMT -5
"Good Morning Star shine. The Earth Says Hello!" XD
~Charlie and the Chocolate factory
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Post by dante on Oct 1, 2006 12:57:59 GMT -5
Lucky Number Sleven is my new favorite movie. Its like Quintin Tarentino directed it!
Heres some Quotes:
Lindsey: How ironic. Slevin Kelevra: I know. They live right across from each other. Lindsey: No. A mobster with a gay son. That's ironic.
Lindsey: I was thinking that if you're still alive when I get back from work tonight... maybe we could go out to dinner or something?
[Showing a picture] The Boss: This was my son. Notice how I said was? That's because he's dead. Relegated to the past tense. Went from an is to a was before he had his breakfast. Slevin: Bummer.
Heres like my favorite line:
Lindsey: What happen to your nose? Slevin Kelevra: I used it to break some guy's fist.
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Post by Tales_ Fanatic on Oct 1, 2006 16:21:45 GMT -5
"Don't touch that squirels nuts. It'll make him crazy" XD
~Charlie and the Chocolate factory
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Tryp
Young Warrior Dragon
Jimmy The Exploder
Stop that! It's silly![ss:American Dragon | Season 1]
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Post by Tryp on Oct 1, 2006 18:26:51 GMT -5
"Jukka is still sleeping and we're gonna hit him in balls with baseball bat"
"How about we just flip the car over and you try again"
Both from The Dudesons Movie
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Post by Erinul, Mass Ressurected on Oct 2, 2006 22:37:41 GMT -5
Commodore: "You are, with no doubt, the worst pirate I've ever heard of."
Jack: "...But you have heard of me."
-Pirates of the Carribean: Curse of the Black Pearl
I love that line XD
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Tryp
Young Warrior Dragon
Jimmy The Exploder
Stop that! It's silly![ss:American Dragon | Season 1]
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Post by Tryp on Oct 2, 2006 22:59:29 GMT -5
"I say one of their aircraft is missing" From Russia With Love
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Post by spyder on Oct 4, 2006 3:33:40 GMT -5
This isn't very accurate seeing as I only tuned into this movie on a plane when it was near the end, but I'll post it anyway...
X-Men (can't remember which one): This guy is fitting some monster and he keeps cutting his arms off (and the monster keeps growing them back, so he kicks him in the nuts.
Guy: Grow those back
Yeah, I paid no attention to the storyline whatsoever XD
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Post by dante on Oct 4, 2006 20:34:28 GMT -5
^ Remember hearing that from X3 (X-men 3: The last stand)
Heres some more Lucky Number Slevin quotes: (Note: "The Boss" and "Mr.Goodkat" are played by Morgan Freeman)
[after Slevin walks in on her cheating on him] Slevin's Girlfriend: This is an accident. Slevin: What, Like... He tripped, you fell?
Nick: F***. S***. Jesus. Mr. Goodkat: 'F***, S***, Jesus' is right.
Slevin: How did you find out about us? Mr. Goodkat: I'm a world-class assassin, f***head. How do you think I found out?
Slevin: Anything else you want to tell me? The Boss: I suppose I don't need to say anything as terribly cliche as "go to the police and you're a dead man". Slevin: I think you just did. The Boss: I guess I did.
[Walking into a mens room] Slevin: I'm not gay. Brikowski: I'm a cop. Slevin: Well, I'm not a robber if you catch my drift.
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Tryp
Young Warrior Dragon
Jimmy The Exploder
Stop that! It's silly![ss:American Dragon | Season 1]
Posts: 1,950
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Post by Tryp on Oct 4, 2006 21:19:42 GMT -5
^ Remember hearing that from X3 (X-men 3: The last stand) Heres some more Lucky Number Slevin quotes: (Note: "The Boss" and "Mr.Goodkat" are played by Morgan Freeman) [after Slevin walks in on her cheating on him] Slevin's Girlfriend: This is an accident. Slevin: What, Like... He tripped, you fell? Nick: F***. S***. Jesus. Mr. Goodkat: 'F***, S***, Jesus' is right. Slevin: How did you find out about us? Mr. Goodkat: I'm a world-class assassin, f***head. How do you think I found out? Slevin: Anything else you want to tell me? The Boss: I suppose I don't need to say anything as terribly cliche as "go to the police and you're a dead man". Slevin: I think you just did. The Boss: I guess I did. [Walking into a mens room] Slevin: I'm not gay. Brikowski: I'm a cop. Slevin: Well, I'm not a robber if you catch my drift. That movie was the greatest! "You stole my story" "I'm sure I can do it Todd Downey said helping himself to another ear of corn from the steaming bowl. I'm sure in time all of her will be gone and her death will be a mystery even to me." Secret Window (Johnny Depp rocks in this movie)
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Post by spyder on Oct 5, 2006 7:42:47 GMT -5
"Courtesy, your friendly neighbour hood spiderman"
Not technically a line seeing as it is not said aloud but oh well XD
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Post by charles finley. on Oct 6, 2006 2:04:08 GMT -5
"But why is all the rum gone?*Jack gets up* Oh.Thats why" POTC 2.
"I like those moments, I liek to wave at them as they pass by"-Jack-POTC 2
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