Bloopers… or things that weren’t supposed to happen but did. Don’t ask me how.Amanda: Kevin… I have to tell you something…
Kevin: DEAR GOD WHAT IS THAT SMELL?
Amanda: I know I’ve been acting kind of strange lately…
Kevin: JESUS CHRIST! YOU SMELL LIKE ONIONS!
Amanda: But as you may have noticed we haven’t been hanging out much…
Kevin: Why would I want to hang out with someone who smells like ONIONS?! GODDD. *covers nose*
Amanda: BUTI’MINLOVEWITHYOU. God freaking damn, Kevin! I’m trying to tell you something here!!!
Kevin: The stench! The stench! *runs away*
Ariana: *reading script* Huntsclan Elite?
Author: WHAT?
Ariana: *trying not to laugh* They’re like a mix between the Dai Lee and Ozai’s Angels!
Ozai’s Angels: HEY!
Ash: Raffi, I need to ask you a very important question…
Raffi: Uh…. Okay….
Ash: I need your honest opinion!
Raffi: All right.
Ash: *comes out of room* DOES THIS BIKINI MAKE ME LOOK FAT?!
Drake: Hello.
Chris: Hi.
Drake: Didn’t expect to see you again.
Chris: Yeah.
*crickets chirp*
Drake: You two together yet?
Chris: None of your business.
Ben: What do you think of my new hat? *sporting the biggest, ugliest hat you could ever imagine*
Leah: It’s… uh…. Nice?
Sparkx: *deadpan* It’s ugly.
Ben: Don’t insult my hat!
Sparkx: It’s ugly as freaking hell!
Ben: BRING IT!
Jake: *singing* So keep breathing, ‘cause I’m not leaving you anymore…
Rose & Drake: JAKE! STOP SINGING!
Ash: I got him! *whacks him with frying pan*
Veronika: Somewhere in the world, someone… *laughs* I just forgot my line.
*Mai and Zuko magically appear in the AmDrag world*
Zuko: Where the hell are we?
Mai: And why are we the only two here?
Jake: *sighs* Ah, the antics of the Maiko shippers…
Taniaya: Hey, I can’t help it if we’re
both silver dragons. *under breath* Though I was
first…
Ariana: Hey now!
Shinsei: Why am I not in the story? *pouts*
Drake: You…. Uh…
Shinsei: I mean, come on! I could fly in from LA! It would be very easy to do so!
Drake: Well, you see…. *sweatdrops*
Raffi: So! Which movie shall we watch while we’re on break?
Veronika: THE LION KING!
Raffi: Anyone else…?
Veronika: THE LION KING!
Brittney Spears: Hi guys!
Everyone else: AHHHHHH!
Ash: How’d you get here?!
Brittney Spears: Aren’t I part of the story?
Chris: NO!
Brittney Spears: …. Oh.
*long silence*
Brittney Spears: Wanna hear me sing?
Everyone else: NO!!!!
And now… random crack pairings!
Ben/Amanda
Kevin/Leah
Ben/Kevin
Rose/Ash
Rose/Chris
Jake/Taniaya
Haley/Drake
Ariana/Huntsman
Raffi/Veronika
Veronika/The Lion King DVD
Ariana: … Hey, why am
I paired with the Huntsman?
Chris: *snickers*
... Writer's block does weird things to my brain...