Post by charles finley. on Feb 15, 2008 1:09:59 GMT -5
bwhaa.
SOMEONE has to do teh V-Day oneshot. XD;
i try with humour.
i give you failure.
I'M SORRY MA!
credit goes to Ewan for Florence's username, ideas for the gift, and other things I'm sure I forgot. XD
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A Moment like This
&bloodsucker;
[Ash’s POV]
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SOMEONE has to do teh V-Day oneshot. XD;
i try with humour.
i give you failure.
I'M SORRY MA!
credit goes to Ewan for Florence's username, ideas for the gift, and other things I'm sure I forgot. XD
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A Moment like This
&bloodsucker;
[Ash’s POV]
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The stupid holiday was circled on my calendar. Well, okay, I think ‘circled’ is something for lack of a better word. Truthfully, it was circled, had this huge black X throughout it and was stabbed with my pen.
My darken blue eyes glanced at the calendar, and I groaned. The stupid holiday was tomorrow! Ugh, that meant all of the cliché-ness coming to attack everyone. Not to mention the whole stupid, pathetic, popularity contest that Valentine’s Day really was. All it really is, is some stupid popularity contest. The more you get from someone, the more pathetic you are. That’s what I believe, at least. I grimaced as my MSN instant message loaded up and I looked at all the usernames.
What a shocker. Most of them had to do with the stupid holiday. I grimaced as I turned away from my computer and pulled out my cell phone. I smiled as I found out that I had no new messages, at least ones that didn’t have to deal with the freaking holiday.
My computer sent of a loud noise of the classical MSN beep. I jumped; the stupid noise had scared me. I gave a yawn and stretched out my arms before clicking on my computer screen, only to be greeted by an MSN window.
SARGENT SAM [That_Dog] says:
Having fun with your plans about what you’re going to do tomorrow? XD
& bloodsucker ; <3 says:
Oh yes, I’m going to have lots of fun tormenting everyon- Eh, no. I lost my knife. D:
I smiled as I fooled around with my MSN username, avatar, whatever I found to relieve me from boredom. It didn’t exactly work out so well. I would up editing things on wikipedia about the stupid holiday and getting threatened to ban my IP from the site. I was about to shut down my computer (for it was reaching midnight and I did need my sleep) when I got an IM from another one of my friends, Florence.
Scottie Florence <3 says:
Ash, why do you hate Valentine’s Day?
I grimaced. I was waiting for someone to ask me this.
& bloodsucker ; <3 says:
It’s so … Eh. Well, from my past experience, it was just another stupid popularity contest. Like, the popular clique got basically stuff from everyone. I’ve always been … kinda neglected on this day. It really didn’t help with all the tormenting I got from the stupid boys because they got candy and I didn’t. It was kinda … tormenting in my past and such.
& bloodsucker; <3 says :
As I got older, more kids started to be like “OMG!!! I LOVE YOU!!!” and everything. I’ve always been the odd one – shocker. XD- but, it was kinda one of those things that were like “Well, don’t I get anything too?” The only time I’ve truly gotten something was the card things we had to bring for everyone in elm. school.
& bloodsucker ; <3 says :
Since then, it’s kinda been ehh. I’ve never been fond of popularity contests, and like, once you all got older, it all mattered and such. It was kinda annoying that I didn’t really have anyone to share it with. Also, it was kinda like “The give and never get anything in return.” Cause, I gave me friends cards and such, but I never exactly got anything in return.
& bloodsucker ; <3 says :
Just not my holiday.
And now it was out in the open. I bit down on my lip, bringing my sliver lip ring to come in contact with my tongue lightly. I scratched the back of my head, my heartbeat increasing as I saw her typing up her reply.
Scottie Florence <3 says:
Well, it was in the past. Give it another shot! You’ve also got Lewis this Valentine’s Day, and you two look so cute together~
I gave a laugh at her comment. Typical Florence, always looking at the bright side. But that’s what I loved about her.
& bloodsucker ; <3 says:
Ehh.
& bloodsucker ; <3 says:
I gotta get going. Bedtime, you know? Night.
Scottie Florence <3 says:
‘Night, Ash!
I shut down the computer, frustrated that the whole world had to figure out why I hated the dreaded holiday. Sighing to myself, I turned on my TV and flipped it to “Law and Order: Special Victims Unit”, which was my favourite show, as I changed into my normal nighttime attire – a red tank top with blue shorts. I stretched out my arms and yawned as I cuddled up on my bed, next to my two stuffed skeleanimals. One was a vampire bat called Diego and the other was a pink bear called Laser, and boy, did I love those things to death.
“Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars-” I groaned. Who the hell would text me at midnight? Aside from Liam, of course. I grinned once I saw the text and replied, engulfing myself into the conversation before falling asleep, only to be greeted by the next day.
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[/center]Stupid phone, stupid holiday, stupid text messages! Ughhh. This day was going to go by so slowly.
Here I stood, waiting in front of the school for two losers who were late, and it was freezing cold. Oh my god, why where these two idiots late? (When I say late, I mean later than normal, since we always meet up in front of the school at 8.) I made a mental note to talk with the idiots about them being late. I shivered, and pulled my coat tighter in and more against my body. I growled as the songs of “Stickwitu” by the P*ssycat Dolls played in my ears. I groaned, and quickly changed the song to “Side of a Bullet” by Nickelback as I heard two idi- er, boys, bickering from behind me.
“Shut up! She’s right there!” I heard my idiotic best friend, Liam, call out. This, of course, was to be followed by a loud smack. “Shut the hell up!” I heard my boyfriend yell towards him.
“Well, it’s about god d*mn time!” I growled, pulling the iPod headphones out of my ears and looking up at the two boys. Liam only gave me a smile as I felt Lewis wrap his arms around my waist from behind. “Sorry, someone -” Lewis glared at Liam’s direction – “Decided to do something for Valentine’s Day and claimed that he needed my help.”
“That’s such a lie! It was you that asked me for help!” I rolled my eyes as Lewis pressed his lips to my cheek before saying, “Happy Valentine’s Day.” I let out a loud groan as the three of us walked into the school. And boy, were the heartbeats of the horny teenagers loud today. I gave another groan as I turned towards my locker, Liam trailing behind me and Lewis running off towards his own locker.
There was a wide, yet stupid, grin on Liam’s face, and I didn’t know if I should be afraid of it. However, it was Liam, and it was also Valentine’s Day, so I knew better. I should really be scared of this. He fiddled around with his locker combination while I stuffed books into my “30 Seconds to Mars” messenger bag. I watched him as he rubbed his neck nervously, before moving closer towards me.
Oh god.
“Well, I just totally wanted to be the first to say – Er, how about give you something for Valentine’s Day, love?” Liam shoved his head into his locker, and pulled out something white. He held it out towards me, the stupid grin on his face.
It was a teddy bear, a white one. There was a little heart on it, and it was personalized. It said “Happy Valentino Rossi Day!” Valentino Rossi being the Moto GP Rider. In the bear’s arms was a small little bag. Should I even dare to open it?
“C’mon, love! Open it!” I cringed and looked at him. There was even more of a smile on his face, and it was touching his eyes from side to side. Oh my god. This was going to get even more frightening, I knew it! I looked at the clock, and saw that I had about ten minutes before school started. I groaned, I had no way out of this. With reluctance, I opened the little box.
“What the hell?!” I asked, looking down at the … Just wow, I can’t even say it. My face flushed a billion shades of red as Liam looked at me with the same old smile. It was a red, lacy thong from Victoria’s secret, and next to it was a note that said “Use wisely, my love!”
“Want me to break it in for you?!”
Oh my god, this could not be happening! Oh, someone, please save me now. Suddenly, the sweet smell of freesia, reached my nose. I mentally sighed in relief as I closed the box and turned around. Quickly, I buried my face into the person’s chest and wrapped my arms around him. “Oh my god, I think I’m scared for life!” Unsure of what to do, Lewis just patted my back softly and probably gave a look at Liam, while holding back the urge to laugh.
Liam, of course, replied in a childish manner and stuck is tongue out at him. “You ruin all my fun! I wanted to see my love in that tonight.” He shifted his feet to the side. I felt my face turn even redder from all of the awkwardness. I broke away from Lewis, completely sure that my face was still red, and grabbed the teddy bear and box and stuffed it into my locker, slamming it shut.
Wow, and all of this happened in three minutes. Yup, I still believe that this day is cursed. Nothing will change that, not now, not ever.
Stupid holiday.
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[/center]I think if I was to ever repeat this day, I’d probably go suicidal. Normally, I can handle the love and such, but Valentine’s Day is such an overload. Plus, the heartbeats of everyone had increased to a rapid rate, and I was shocked that nobody was sent into the ER from it.
“You seem a bit depressed, Ash,” Lewis said to me as we walked down towards the nearby park, hand in hand. Oh, no, you think, Lewis? I gave a bit of a sigh, moving my messenger back up closer towards my neck so it wouldn’t slide off. “Still pissed about what happened this morning?” And then he flashed that crooked smile, the one that makes my heart melt and my brain notice his freesia smelling blood even more. Damn him.
I flinched as he brought that up. “Just had to bring that up, and then flash my favourite smile, didn’t you? Jerk,” I muttered under my breath as he pulled me closer towards him, leading me into the park. He gave a laugh as we walked deeper into the park. I had a feeling that this had something to do with Valentine’s Day, but maybe I was just paranoid. Both were two very realistic options.
Finally, we came to a spot in the park were it wasn’t exactly crowded with a whole bunch of items of the stupid holiday. Yeah, my senses were telling me that this had something to do with the fact it was my most dreaded day of the year. Well, and I was possibly on the verge of being very paranoid. Oh, for Christ sake, just breathe, Ash!
Suddenly, my ears picked up the sounds of “Fake It” by Seether, and I looked up at Lewis, who seemed to be off in his own little world with his white iPod headphones in is ear. I smiled, and then took the 80 gig iPod video out of his pocket. He didn’t seem to notice. Well, it was that, or he didn’t care. I smirked as I changed it to a song he wasn’t aware that he had on his iPod, for I had stolen it a few days ago and put this song on it to annoy him.
“What the hell is on my iPod?!” He exclaimed, looking at me with a shocked look on his face. I couldn’t control my laughter. “How the hell did that get on there? Ash! What did you do?”
“I … I put that on your iPod like five days ago when I stole it. I can’t believe you didn’t notice it until now!” I was clutching my sides from laughing now. How could he have not noticed it?
“I’m never letting you take my iPod home again.” I stuck out my bottom lip, pouting as I looked at him as we sat down on a nearby bench.
“Psht, you so needed to listen to that song. Besides, it’s Valentine’s Day. You were listening to a song that was sooo not Valentine’s Day!” I protested. He raised his eyebrows at me, and then went back to listening to his iPod with a changed song as I stuck one of the iPod headphones into my ear. “Let me see the iPod.”
“No. Not after last time,” He said, probably hiding a smirk. Jerk.
We were silent for a few more minutes, listening to the sounds of “How You Remind Me” by Nickelback. Finally, Lewis broke the silence. “So …” He said, pausing the iPod. I lifted my head up off his shoulder and looked at him. He looked like he was hiding something, and I could hear his heartbeat increasing. I was only sure that he knew I heard it.
“Your heartbeat is beating like mad, what’s up?” Wow, he looked really nervous. Oh no. I knew that look. It was the “oh my god, I think I might screw this up if I get it wrong, stupid holiday!” look. Oh no. As much as I wanted something, it felt kinda awkward. Maybe it was the whole “first time” thing at this, ordeal.
“I know you hate this holiday and all …” Awww, he looked so cute when he stuttered. He bent down into his backpack, and pulled out something.
I just about screamed.
“Lewis Slecht! What the hell!?” I said. He gave a laugh. “What the hell, Lewis!?” Okay, I was freaking out over something pointless, but still! It was a stuffed spider! Oh my god, breathe, Ash, breathe. Breathe in, breathe out. Come on, you idiot! It’s not that hard to do! I closed my eyes and Lewis gave a laugh before putting his hand on my shoulder.
“I promise, it won’t hurt you. Besides, flip it over.” I freaked out as the fluffy stuffed spider was placed onto my lap. Oh, you freaking idiot! It’s fake! Breathe, breathe! “Ash, breathe. It’s fake!”
“Yeah, but I freaked out from that fake spider on TV. Remember that?” I muttered as I looked at the zipper and pulled it down. Lewis let out a laugh after recollecting the memory. That was probably something that was going to be used as blackmail. Oh great. I put my hand into the open space, expecting to find real spiders in it, but instead, I pulled out a box. I titled my head as I looked up at Lewis with my eyebrows raised, but he appeared to be off in his own little world listening to “The City Is At War” by Cobra Starship, which I could hear faintly.
“You do know that I’m probably just gonna give you the stuffed spider back, right?” I said, still holding the box in my hand. Lewis flashed the crooked smile, and I think if my heart could have melted, it probably would have.
“I expected that. Are you sure you don’t want it? I bet I could even program it to hang from your door and jump out at you,” He snickered and I hit him playfully on the arm. “Okay, please, just open the box?” Ah! So he was totally nervous.
“What? Afraid I won’t like it?” I gave a smirk. Lewis’s eyes shifted towards the ground. “Aw, come on. I’ll love it. But the spider? Well, I think we need to talk about that.” I saw a smile dance on his lips as I opened up the box. I gasped slightly at what I saw.
One part of it was a charm bracelet, with a few charms placed into it. One of the charms said “Bite Me”. I laughed at that. There was another charm with a bat on it, and another one with vampire fangs on it. Next to the charm bracelet were dangly, and shiny, bat earings. Oh my god, breathe, Ash, freaking breathe!
I didn’t say anything for a minute, just holding the jewelry in my hand. Finally, I caved in, and basically tackled him, pinning him down against the bench. “I take it you like it?” He said as I finally let him free and sat up on the bench again. I gave a nod of my head; a wide smile that touched my eyes appeared on my face.
“But the spider? I think we need to talk about that,” I said, shoving the thing down to the ground and in the snow. I was contemplating on kicking it even farther away from me, for it was pretty creepy. Though, I had to admit, it was pretty funny … even if the thing looked really creepy. Then, of course, by seeing this and debating on kicking it, I smacked my head.
“You didn’t check your locker today, did you?” Lewis’s face formed a smile, and I mentally sighed in relief.
“I should have known as soon as I saw that, you’d get it for me.”
Oh yeah, how tacky of me. I got him the exact same spider thing, only I put a note inside of it. Haha. Tacky, tacky, tacky.
“But,” he went on, “I’m not gonna be the one throwing it across a room and stabbing it with a pencil because it scares me.” I saw Lewis grin at that, and I stuck my tongue out at him. He gave another laugh as he wrapped his arm around my shoulder, bringing me closer to him as I thought about kicking the stupid fake spider even more. “Oh! I also have a reply do your note.”
“Mmm. Do you now?” I said, closing the box and putting it away safely in my backpack.
“I still think you’re way too cold for a normal human,” He smirked. I looked up at him, “Well, yeah. I’m not exactly a normal human, am I? I mean, I feed off animal blood for Ch-” I began to ramble on, but was stopped as his lips met my three degrees below normal temperature for a human lips.
Yes, I can say I was shocked, it was one of those unexpected things, you know? I wrapped my hands around his neck as I felt the passion increase. There was a snapping sound of a twig, but I could only assume that it was an animal.
“AWW! YOUNG LOVE!”
Lewis and I quickly broke apart, and I jumped back, causing me to fall off the bench. “Liam, you golf hole!” I gritted through my teeth. Lewis held out his hand and helped me back up. Liam was just smiling like the idiot he was. He, clearly, had gotten what he was hoping for.
“Just meet me at my house later, okay?”
So, that’s all he wanted to tell us? B*stard! He just had to ruin a moment like this. Well, I guess it was the typical Liam. Stupid, not caring, jerk!
“Ashypoo, don’t get so worked up about it. Now, I love you guys, I’ll see you later, my loves!” And with that, he walked off. Ohh, I was thankful that Lewis grabbed my hand before I could run after him.
“Why does he always have to ruin moments like these? I mean, c’mon! I think I was even starting to think about changing my thoughts about this holiday.” Oh yes, I was being childish. Yes, I went there. I sighed. I’ll make him pay, you watch. I will. He’ll regret the day he messed it up! … Which happens a lot. MORE REVENGE.
My phone set off to the chorus of “Rockstar” by Nickelback and Lewis’s did the same, only with a different song I wasn’t familiar with.
Planning revenge on me won’t do you any good, love! xo
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jerkkk. ruins all the good moments. XD;
hm; yeah. okay. a few more hours until this lamo holiday is over with! :D
*sings Wasted Time in the background*
& hearts ;
asheh
[/color]jerkkk. ruins all the good moments. XD;
hm; yeah. okay. a few more hours until this lamo holiday is over with! :D
*sings Wasted Time in the background*
& hearts ;
asheh