Post by dreamcatcher on Aug 9, 2006 15:37:49 GMT -5
ok so I got really bored and started to write this
It is based off one of my favorite shows, Whose Line Is It Anyway.
I will do one game a chapter.
I hope you like it
disclamer- I don't own American Dragon Jake Long or Whose Line Is It Anyway. If I did own whose line, It wouldn't have been canciled
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*theme song plays*
dreamcatcher- Staring in tonight’s show will be…..
He’s the macdaddy of the NYC, Jake!
She’s hip hop and happening, Trixie!
Don’t mess with her or your face will be in you’re a**, Rose!
And
I can touch my tongue to my brain, Spud!
*dreamcatcher sits in desk*
hello and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway the show where the points don’t matter. That’s right the points are like the toppings on Spuds pizza.
(laugh! LAUGH!)
Let’s start the show off with game called Weird Newscasters!
Rose, you’re the news anchor, who is madly in love with your co-anchor
Rose thinking-I hope the co-anchor is Jake!
Dreamcatcher-Jake, you’re the co-anchor
Jake- YES!
Dreamcatcher- Who hates to be touched
Jake- aw man!
Dreamcatcher- Trixie, you’re doing the sports and you’re a girl scout possessed by the devil.
Spud your doing the weather who has found out the gates to Hades are behind the weather board. Ok take it away when ever you’re ready.
*news music plays*
Rose- Hello and welcome to the 6 o’clock news I am Rose and this is my hot co-anchor, Jake. Our top story is that a man swallowed $250 and is in serious condition. No change expected. The other story is well….. um… why don’t you tell them Jakey boy.
(puts hand on Jake)
Jake- AHH DON’T TOUCH ME!
(Rose pulls hand back)
Jake- anyway, OH JUST IN, due to major flooding, everybody in Atlantis drowned
(Rose hugs Jake)
Rose- THAT’S SO TRAGIC!!
Jake-(trying to push Rose off)- GET OFF ME WOMAN!
Rose- Jake why don’t you love me (starts to fake cry)
Jake- (oblivious to tell that Rose is fake crying) oh.. I didn’t mean… oh whatever.
(Jake starts making out with Rose)
(Jake points to the camera then to trixie signaling that it is time for sports)
Trixie- well….um….. (in really high voice) well for today’s sports everybody is buying my cookies because it makes you a better football player. I’ve got peanut butter, I’ve got (voice gets really deep) chocolate. FOR FAR TOO LONG YOU HAVE RESISTED THE PEANUT BUTTER PEPERMENT COOKIE!! BUT THAT SHALL END ONCE MY TOTALLY SWEET RAGE WILL OVER POWER THE EARTH AND EVERYBODY SHALL ENJOY THE COOKIE AND HE WHO DOES NOT ENJOY THE COOKIE SHALL HAVE IT FORCED DOWN THERE THROUT AND I SHALL WIN THE PRETTY PINK BIKE!! AHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!(back to the high voice) back to you homie!
(camera goes back to Jake who is still kissing rose. Jake then points to the camera then to Spud)
Spud- Thanks Jake. The weather today is hot hot hot!(pretends to poke the weather board making a big hole)
Spud -what is this?
(pretends to open gates then closes and looks back at the camera with an excided face)
Spud-WOW DUDE LOOK AT THIS!! I’M GOING IN!!!
(Spud then pretends to open the gates again and starts walking around the stage)
Spud- AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH TURN OFF THE HUBA HUBA HULA!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (eyes are wide open and pretends to watch tv)
BARNEY, BARNEY CAN”T STOP WATCHING BARNEY AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
(then pretends to go back through gates)
Spud-b-b-b-b-b-back to y-y-you
(Camera goes back to Jake who finally stops kissing Rose)
Rose-*dreamy sigh* that’s it for the news good night!
*news music plays*
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REVIEW PLEASE!! FLAMES EXCEPTED!!
Should I continue?
if I do, the next game is Scenes From A Hat
It is based off one of my favorite shows, Whose Line Is It Anyway.
I will do one game a chapter.
I hope you like it
disclamer- I don't own American Dragon Jake Long or Whose Line Is It Anyway. If I did own whose line, It wouldn't have been canciled
____________________________________________________
*theme song plays*
dreamcatcher- Staring in tonight’s show will be…..
He’s the macdaddy of the NYC, Jake!
She’s hip hop and happening, Trixie!
Don’t mess with her or your face will be in you’re a**, Rose!
And
I can touch my tongue to my brain, Spud!
*dreamcatcher sits in desk*
hello and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway the show where the points don’t matter. That’s right the points are like the toppings on Spuds pizza.
(laugh! LAUGH!)
Let’s start the show off with game called Weird Newscasters!
Rose, you’re the news anchor, who is madly in love with your co-anchor
Rose thinking-I hope the co-anchor is Jake!
Dreamcatcher-Jake, you’re the co-anchor
Jake- YES!
Dreamcatcher- Who hates to be touched
Jake- aw man!
Dreamcatcher- Trixie, you’re doing the sports and you’re a girl scout possessed by the devil.
Spud your doing the weather who has found out the gates to Hades are behind the weather board. Ok take it away when ever you’re ready.
*news music plays*
Rose- Hello and welcome to the 6 o’clock news I am Rose and this is my hot co-anchor, Jake. Our top story is that a man swallowed $250 and is in serious condition. No change expected. The other story is well….. um… why don’t you tell them Jakey boy.
(puts hand on Jake)
Jake- AHH DON’T TOUCH ME!
(Rose pulls hand back)
Jake- anyway, OH JUST IN, due to major flooding, everybody in Atlantis drowned
(Rose hugs Jake)
Rose- THAT’S SO TRAGIC!!
Jake-(trying to push Rose off)- GET OFF ME WOMAN!
Rose- Jake why don’t you love me (starts to fake cry)
Jake- (oblivious to tell that Rose is fake crying) oh.. I didn’t mean… oh whatever.
(Jake starts making out with Rose)
(Jake points to the camera then to trixie signaling that it is time for sports)
Trixie- well….um….. (in really high voice) well for today’s sports everybody is buying my cookies because it makes you a better football player. I’ve got peanut butter, I’ve got (voice gets really deep) chocolate. FOR FAR TOO LONG YOU HAVE RESISTED THE PEANUT BUTTER PEPERMENT COOKIE!! BUT THAT SHALL END ONCE MY TOTALLY SWEET RAGE WILL OVER POWER THE EARTH AND EVERYBODY SHALL ENJOY THE COOKIE AND HE WHO DOES NOT ENJOY THE COOKIE SHALL HAVE IT FORCED DOWN THERE THROUT AND I SHALL WIN THE PRETTY PINK BIKE!! AHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!(back to the high voice) back to you homie!
(camera goes back to Jake who is still kissing rose. Jake then points to the camera then to Spud)
Spud- Thanks Jake. The weather today is hot hot hot!(pretends to poke the weather board making a big hole)
Spud -what is this?
(pretends to open gates then closes and looks back at the camera with an excided face)
Spud-WOW DUDE LOOK AT THIS!! I’M GOING IN!!!
(Spud then pretends to open the gates again and starts walking around the stage)
Spud- AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH TURN OFF THE HUBA HUBA HULA!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (eyes are wide open and pretends to watch tv)
BARNEY, BARNEY CAN”T STOP WATCHING BARNEY AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
(then pretends to go back through gates)
Spud-b-b-b-b-b-back to y-y-you
(Camera goes back to Jake who finally stops kissing Rose)
Rose-*dreamy sigh* that’s it for the news good night!
*news music plays*
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REVIEW PLEASE!! FLAMES EXCEPTED!!
Should I continue?
if I do, the next game is Scenes From A Hat