Wheee! Hihihihi...again. Well, this is the last of LAAB.
Hah, be lucky this time. I got nothing to say... so... ONWARD WITH THIS THING.
Looking Above and Beyond
By: ADJLFanatic
(and the other peoples who helped me out!)
Bloopers/Outtakes/Behind the Scenes
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Florence: Ooh! It’s like we’re dancing!
Ty Lee: Hey! You stole my line!
Florence: It’s part of the chapter, you moron!
Ty Lee: Well excuse ME. Who asked you??
Florence: Don’t make me pressure point you!
Ty Lee: Like I care! I’ll do it to you first before you even move a MUSCLE!
Shade: -comes in- Uhh… w-what’s up? And what’s this talk about pressure points stuff?
Ty Lee: -walks over to him- Oooh… and now who might YOU be?
Shade: I-I’m… uh… Shade! I know that sort of stuff too…
Ty Lee: Well nice to meet you then.
Florence: -pushes- Get your own boy! And all this whatnot isn’t the subject here anyway so scram!
Ty Lee: Look who’s talking!
Shade: I…I think I’ll… RUN! –dashes-
Florence: NOW look what you made him do!
Ty Lee: Shaaade! Come baaack! –chases-
Florence: -runs after Ty Lee- You better not be after my boyfriend you freak!
Shade: Cool! Girls are fighting over me!! –running-
Sokka: Wait! Ty Lee! Come back! I want a girl to chase me too! –running after the two of them-
Al: -only has a towel wrapped around himself; comes around the corner and sees Flo- Hey there.
Florence: -looks over shocked and faints-
Al: AHA! CPR!! Mouth-to-mouth resuscitation! –runs over-
Florence: AHH! –gets up right away- I’m fine, I’m fine. Besides, I got Shade to do that for me.
Shade: -calls out from across the hall- WHAT WAS THAT?
Al: She said she—
Florence: SHUT UP! –runs-
Al: …okay.
Shade: -shoots lightening at random stuff- Mwahahaha! EVILLL!!
Florence: What are you? Azula?
Shade: Uhhh…DING!
Florence: I missed the Earth King days…
Shade: Hey! It’s Bosco! –grabs him and pets him-
Florence: …I stand corrected.
Mark: Hey, what’s this button do? –pushes a random button and he gets electrocuted- That… -cough- works…too… -cough-
Al: Ooh! Wut theesh bootun duu? –pushes and gets zapped- The square root of 144 is 12. In physics, the opposite of acceleration is de-acceleration. Pi times the radius squared is the area of a circle!
Mark: I’m dreaming…nobody pinch me.
Al: Splendid remark, sir!
Mark: …YOU SCARE ME. –runs-
Al: INDEED!
Ash: -singing- I just want to break you down so badly!!
Al: AH! You’ve gone nuts! –throws all the knives and pointy stuff away- Don’t hurt me!
Ash: -listening to iPod- …Huh? –looks down- We had knives?
Cat: -playing guitar- Christmas Eve will find me…
Florence: Where the love light gleams!
Cat: I’ll be home for Christmas!
Florence: If only in my dreams!
Shade: AHA! Singing!
Florence: …Uh… -runs-
Kay: -pets Marley- These dogs are so cute.
Cat: I know… -petting Benji- Gee… I wonder if these dogs have a mind of their own.
Marley: -in mind- Such humans they are… They’re so foolish; never going to find out about our true identity! –gets stroked in the back- AHH! That feels SO nice. Ooh, a little more to the left! Now the right!
Benji: -in mind- You talking about a back-scratch there, M? Try one behind the ears! Hah, now that is my paradise! –panting-
Leah: -walking by- I’ll pretend I didn’t hear that…
Florence: -singing in a monotone-like voice- If we were a movie, you’d be the right guy, and I’d be the best friend that you’d fall in love with… and… GAH. I can’t sing this song anymore!!!
Al: AHHHH! We’re doomed! DOOMED I TELL YOU! DOOMED.
Shade: Al… what’s wrong?
Al: -running around- DOOMED!
Shade: I just want to-
Al: DESTROY US ALL!
Shade: Al, listen to me! I-
Al: DESTROY US ALL!
Shade: What the heck is wr-
Al: DESTROY US ALL! Destroy us all! Destroy us all! Destroy us all! Destroy us all! Destroy us a-
Shade: -slaps Al upside his head-
Al: Mommy… -falls-
Shade: Finally… he shuts up. -walks off-
Mark: Uhh… a little tangled here? –has Christmas lights all over him-
Al: Tacos are good! –running around-
Mark: …Huh?
Shade: He’s strong! He’s tough! He’s a cuddly tapir!
Ash: Kiss my –bleep- you superficial airhead! –stops and realizes she heard bleeping- What the –bleep- was that for?
Al: I like to –bleep- you!
Ash: EWWW! Nasty Al!
Al: I only said that I like to –bleep- you!
Ash: I don’t know you anymore you –bleep, bleep, bleep- weirdo. –walks away-
Al: …-holds a remote- Ooh… what’s this –bleep- thing? –presses a red button a lot of times and bleeping plays continuously- I like to –bleep- your –bleep- every single –bleep, bleep- day…
Mark: -gasp- …In a children’s show!!!
Al: This is a –bleep- show? Hey! I like this! –pressing button a million times in a row- This is fun!!!
Mark: …You still scare me.
-in a stay-awake contest with Ash and Shade after three days-
Ash: -twitch- Fall asleep already.
Shade: -twitching too- Not until YOU cave in.
Ash: Must… have… caffeine.
Shade: Must… stay… awake…
Kay: CAFFEINE MAKES ME HYPER AND AWAKE AND STUFF. Wheee! –running around and jumping off the walls-
Shade and Ash: -glance at each other awkwardly- KAYKAYKAY! –chasing her around-
Kay: DON’T BLAME THE CAFFEINE. –runs-
Jake: Don’t want to be an American…
Ash: Dragon!! He stinks! –runs-
Jake: GAH! Get back here, Ashy! –chase-
Ash: I’m not an Ashy! Now get over here, slowpoke!
Florence: -is sad-
Al: -walks over- Hey Florence… why are you so down?
Florence: I MISS SHADE.
Al: Isn’t he right over-
Florence: I SAID I MISS HIM.
Al: Okay, okay! Want a hug? …Wait, don’t answer that. –hugs Flo-
Shade: -walks over- AHHHH! FLORENCE IS MINE YOU STEALER! –grab-
Florence: Shade!! –hugs-
Al: Oh yeah! Well… -sees Ash walking by- SHE’S MINE! –hugs her-
Ash: …I was going to get a soda, sheesh.
Florence: NO! SHADE!
Shade: -is supposed to flip but hits the wall face-first- I’m…okay… -falls backward-
Raffi: That’s a wrap people!
Florence: Who made YOU director?
Raffi: …I wrote this story, so shut up and listen to whatever I say!
Florence: Pshhh…
Raffi: Hey, I’m not the one who slammed onto the wall. –points to Shade-
Ewan: -comes in randomly- Huh?
Raffi: AHHH! –runs- Illusion!!
Ewan: …I was just going to say hi, sheesh… -looks down- Say, what happened to Shade?
Florence: -shakes head-
Ash: -hanging upside down- WHEEEE!
Al: Hey! I want to do it next!
Amanda: -looks over at Shade- Erh… you okay?
Shade: Gee… I just lost my girlfriend, I’m stuck inside a stupid cage, and I’m… –looks at script- Hey! Who wrote –points- ‘I’m in love with Ty Lee’ in here???
Florence: AHA! –spots Ty Lee and tackles her-
Ty Lee: Call me, Shade!
-fight dust cloud-
Amanda: -stares at him awkwardly- Girl problems?
Shade: Apparently…
Madisen: Okay… here goes everything!
Kay: I say we throw… uh… we throw… we… throw… uh… what was my line again?
Madisen and Leah: COFFEE!
Kay: You guys are good! –runs- You still can’t blame the caffeine!
Al: Oh, so you’re saying you want to kiss me?
Ash: I’m surprised you would want to kiss me more!
-they both make out-
Ash: I hate you!
Al: I hate you more!
-Ash and Al do it again-
Shade: Such ‘hate’ they have. What a reenactment.
Florence: -mocks Paris Hilton- That’s hot.
Shade: …
-at five the morning-
Florence: -shakes- Shaaade… wake uppp.
Shade: -half-awake- Ugh… just a few more minutes, mom.
Florence: SHADE. We have to get on set!!! GET UP!
Shade: -mumble- I think I see a pretty pink pony waving at me in the end of a bright tunnel.
Florence: This is hopeless.
Ash: -comes over- Stubborn again? I know how to get him up. –raises voice- HEY SHADE. The Earth King wants to see you before Azula comes attacking his palace!
Shade: -sits up- Where?! The Earthy King?! AH! I’LL SAVE YOU FROM AZULA, BOSCO. –runs out the door-
Ash: Works everytime… -snicker-
Florence: You DO realize that he’s still in his pajamas, do you?
Ash: … Uhhh.
Ash: I love Edo!
Al: AH! You don’t love me anymore?!
Ash: -sarcastic- Oh sure. Edo is super hot and so totally mine.
Al: -runs off crying-
Ash: -shrug- Guess I forgot to tell him that sarcasm is my second language.
Al: NO WAY! –comes back- Cool! Do you live in a place called Sarcasia?
Ash: …
Jake: -runs over to Rose- AHH! I had the worst dream!
Rose: What is it?
Jake: …Trixie was my girlfriend.
Shade: Ah, the joy of crack pairings…
Trixie: Hey! What’s that supposed to mean?!
Shade: AHHH! Get away from me!!!! –runs-
Florence: …-walks over to Trixie- Crack pairing nightmares again?
Trixie: I think so.
-they both nod, look at each other, and shudder-
Kevin: Hey Amanda…
Amanda: Yeah Kevin?
Kevin: I want to tell you something…
Amanda: Hmm? I’m listening.
Kevin: I… I… l-love… I love…
Amanda: Yes, yes? –expecting to say her name-
Kevin: I love… I love…
Amanda: What is it?
Kevin: …PIE!
Amanda: -sigh-
-Shade is eating fishy crackers-
Florence: Hey Shade! –walks over-
Shade: -paranoid and talking really fast- AH! My fishy crackers! Get away! Get away! They’re mine not your’s! Fishy crackers are better than what you got! MINE! –runs-
Florence: …Uh.
Madisen: Hey, isn’t it that I got the purse and YOU got the Hannah Montana CD?
Leah: Or is it the other way around?
Madisen: Beats me, we both have the same taste!
Leah: I still like that purse, though.
Madisen: No! I like it more than you ever would!
Leah: HAH. You think you can fight ME for it?
Madisen: Bring it, SISTER.
-fight dust cloud-
-everyone is watching a horror movie-
All of the girls: -scream at a scary part-
Mark: Suckers…
Shade: You guys scaaared?
Ash: -comes from behind- HEY GUYS!
All of the boys: -screaming-
Ash: …What? I just wanted to say that I got extra buttery popcorn.
-Shade and Flo are holding hands as they walk around-
Florence: Isn’t it everything we’ve always dreamt it would be?
Shade: What? You mean this badly drawn scenario of Scotland?
Al: -holding a handful of crayons- I wanted to make it special!!! –runs off crying-
Florence: Way to perk him up, Shade.
Ash: -singing- I still hear your voice when you sleep next to me… I still feel your touch in my dreeaams.
Al: We sleep next to each other?
Shade: EWW! That’s pre-marital stuff I tell you!!
Ash: Why? Isn’t it you and Flo have done it before?
Shade: …
Jake: PWNED!! HAHAHA. –everyone looks at him weirdly- …I just had to say that.
Mark: Gee, what kind of animals are tapirs?
Al: They’re some sort animal.
Mark: That’s the last time I’m asking YOU a question.
Jake: HAHAHA. Looks like Long Feng is Long GONE. –cracks up-
Shade: …Jake, I think you’ve said it enough in TSS…
Jake: You were a spirit of the magical creatures that appeared on the occasion! What do you expect me to think?
Shade: Maybe I heard you laughing at your own joke behind somewhere?
Jake: Don’t get smart with me!
Shade: Hey, don’t hate just because I’m shorter! And more intellectual! And better with girls!
Jake: …Don’t rub it in. Please…
Florence: I miss Shade.
Amanda: I miss Kevin.
Al: I miss Ash.
Ash: I miss…Hey! What a minute! I'm right here you know!
Al: There's no other person in the world!!! -sob-
Ash: …Uh.
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End Bloopers/Outtakes/Behind the Scenes
Well! That's it. If you'd like more, then I'll add more. I guess. My comedy sucks... so you can say that it stunk too. Whatever you felt like saying!! Anyway... that's all meh gots to say! Bai bai!!!♥♥
ADJLFanatic
P.S. I want somebody to be on MY side. :fup: THERE'S NO OTHER PERSON IN THE WORRRRLLLDD. -sobsob- XD