The Adventure of the Enchanted Salad

[Atecom]

Heres a little bit of fun inspired by this video clip gprime.net/flash.php/snipervision

If you don't know, The Member here Amdragon, sounds almost exactly like the sniper in that video clip. They even laugh the same way, So heres a fic about what really happened stariing Amdragons Character- 'The Inferno Dragon' and the badguys- The evil stoned playdough men

Prologue- (2 Evil Stoned Playdough men)
"Hey Tim"
"yeah Dave?"
"Im hungry"
"Your hungry?"
"yeah Im hungry"
"Your always hungry"
"Theres no food"
"Look.. Look over in the pile"
"Theres nothing there, Just beer"
"Wow, theres only just beer left?"
"Yeah just beer"
"Wow... Im gonno go have another beer"
"But Tim"
"What.. What do you want this time?"
"Im still hungry"
"Well... Well What do you want me to do about it?"
"Im Hungry"
"Well Go get some food"
"where do i get food?"
"I donno, go find some"
"Where do I get food?"
"I just said i donno"
"Where, i need some food, and beer"
"Uh well i think i saw some salad in that wierd temple over there"
"Temple where?"
"Over there"
"Where?"
"On the hill there"
"Oh Im gonna get the salad now"
"Ok, you do that, I will go get more beer"
...

So people thats just the prologue, there wil be an interesting storyline to this, so Prepare for the great comedy story: 'Adventure of the Enchanted Salad'

[dragoondart]

XD, hilarious Prologue! I cant wait to read this XD

[Atecom]

Chapter 1- Afternoon Dawn

Anothony awoke to the sound of a phone ringing. At first ring, the phone gave him a shock, as his eyes suddenly shot open. Then he realised where he was, in his single room apartment right next to his office in Margus Bazzar. Anthny groaned leaving the phone ringing. He blinked a couple of times, then he wiped his eyes and glanced at the clock radio sitting right next to him.
It read 2:00PM.

"Thank God" Anthony exclaimed "I thought that I had overslept for a minute."

He then sat up on his bed, which during dinnertime was also his dinertable. There were empty casings of tv dinners all around the floor of his bedroom.

He then turned his attention to his phone. He hesitated for a minute, then picked up.

"Hello?" He asked

"Hello, is this the Inferno Dragon?" a voice on the end asked

"Uh, yes it is" He replied having to think for a second after a short memory blank

"Who is speaking?"

"I am Gnoll Kerr a representitives for the council of the 4 enchanted foods."

"4 Enchanted objects?" Anthony asked.

"Yes, The enchanted Salad, the enchanted chicken wing, the enchanted Satay Chicken and the enchanted beer."

"Whats with all the enchanted foods?"

"That is not important right now. What is important is that we need your help."

Anthony was excited at the prospect of a customer. He had been at Margus Bazaar for 3 Months now, and no one had hired him. His job was a Dragon for hire, He would perform certain jobs for other magical creatures for money. He had wanted to do this ever since he asked his father 'What shall I do with my life?' And his father replied "I don't care, you could sell your services down at Margus Bazaar for all I care" So thats what Anthony had decided to do.

Anyway to continue the convosation.

"What do you need help with?" Anthony asked.

"Today at 1:20 Pm The once peaceful race of the stoned Playdough men infiltrated one of our sacred temples. This temple held the sacred Salad. These evil Playdough men may seem friendly, but I tell you, they must be evil masterminds. They sent only one troop to steal the salad. They knew that their playdough bodies could not be detected on our Flesh detectors, which could detect any other creature. The troop was then able to use his squishyness to his advantage as he squeezed through some tight gaps in order to pilfer the salad."

Anthony listened as he talked. "So why is this salad so special?"

"Well this salad, If mixed in a soup could release the darkest dangers that the world has never seen before. Even if one were to consume the salad, they would gain powers no Dragon could stop. We want you to find the evil stoned playdough people and retrieve the salad and put an end to their tyranny. One other thing. they cannot know that a dragon is after them. They have proved themselves already to be evil masterminds. If they knew there was a dragon after them, there are plenty of things they could do to the salad in order to stop you. On your confrontation with them, you cannot let them know you are a dragon. You are to remain in your human form. Got it?"

"Yes" Anthony replied. Then he heard the dial tone. They had hung up.


"Well If i cant turn dragon, I may as well take this for protection" he said as he walked to his draw and opened it. He pulled out a medium sized sniper rifle and some rounds to go with it.

Then he looked on a map of the magic world. "Ahh the kingdom of the Stoned Playdough people, 80 Miles Northeast of Margus Bazaar."

With that he exited his apartment out into the streets of MArgus Bazaar and transformed into the 'Inferno Dragon'. 'Finally, a cool mission' he thought as he took off towards the kingdom of stoned Clay people.

[dragoondart]

Woo, hoo! I wiped out my boom stick! XD Nice chapter.

[nihonimelong]

i only have one word to describe this:

LOL!!!!!! XD

KIREI!!!!!! coolness ;D

[Atecom]

The inferno dragon arrived at the sacred temple, 10 minutes later. His flight up had been labourosly uneventful and boring. upon ariving, he changed back into his human for and entered the temple. There he was able to see the bare pedistool, with no salad. For protection, is was behind a huge metal cage with narrow slits in it, so that you could view the salad. There was a huge sign nearby, which read Salad Bar, but had the bar crossed out and had enchanted written in messy hand writing above it. The sign was obviously nicked from the local Sizzlers.

Anthony decided to leave the temple and infiltrate the kingdom. To do this, he slowly made his way down the hill which the temple stood on top of. Below him were the vast plains of Playdough Kingdom a with a sign which displayed- Playdough Kingdom, fun for ages 5 and below.

Anthony continued down the hill, but about halfway down, he spotted an Evil Stoned Playdough man on the plain below. Instantly he hit the deck. To get a better look at the Evil stoned Playdough man, he pulled out his sniper rifle and looked through the scope.

"d**n" He gasped. "He has the salad, and he has already begun to consume it"

Anthony thought for a moment. 'I have to stop him'. There was only one way he knew how. He looked back through the scope of the rifle, aimed it and prepared to fire.

Suddenly he heard a voice yell "Hey Dave" and another evil stoned playdough man came into view. They began conversing, but Anthony couldn't hear what they were saying.

"d**n" He said. "They must be discussing their evil plans with the salad " he said to himself.

Meanwhile:

"How do you like that Salad?"
"Its pretty good, good salad"

With that Anthony lost his nerve. They could be plotting the very destruction of the world. He knew he had to do this. He looked through the scope, aimed and fired.

"Oh I got my arm shot off "

'd**n my aim must be a little off' Anthony thought 'Lets see how long it takes him to die

"ohh somebody shot your arm off Dave, Somebody shot your arm off "
"I kn.. yeah I know, I don't.. I don't know who did it "
"Who.. Who did it? "
"I don't know, I just said I don't know who did it"
"Who shot your arm off?"
"I don't know"
'd**n, the Salad must already be taking effect, he must... oh no there he goes' Anthony continued in his thoughts.

"Dave, I want your Salad.. I love you "
"Dave, your dead Dave, Dave.. Dave.. your dead, your dead , Im gonna take your salad now"
'Christ he has seen what is happened and is trying to eat the salad himself now' Amdragon thought as he thingyed the gun and fired again'

..mmm.. Ohh I got shot to ah.."

Anthony then found he got a sense of thrill from it. "Ha ha ha ha, That was fun",

Then he spotted another incoming evil stoned playdough man

"oh whats this guy trying do? Is he gonna tell on me or what? Oh he is just taking the Salad. "

'd**n these guys are brave' He continued thnking, 'he is braving into my line of fire,. just so he can get the salad' He then aimed and shot that him

"he he Not so Fast".

The thrill then really began to get to him

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha look at the... look at the brains, well you can't really see it".

With that, he began scanning for anyone else who might be after the salad

"Lets see who else is wants to die?"

He then spotted an evil stoned playdough man, waving, or so it seemed.

'd**n, he must be signalling for help' Anthony assumed.

"Wh.. wh what? Who are you waving at.."

He then fired

"Die.. Don't wave at me like that."

He sat there for another 5 minutes to ensure that no other Playdough men were coming. Then he stood up. All he had to do now was go down and get the salad, then return it to the temple. It seemed easy from then on.

"Looks like ive outsmarted these brave evil geniouses" He laughed to himself.

He decided that the easiest way to retrieve the salad would be to fly down as a dragon, pick it up and return it. Then he remembered his clients orders. Not to go dragon. He battled with the decision for a while, then he decided it would be best to walk down.

This act took him an extra 10 minutes. But when he got to the plain, he noticed the salad was gone. Leading up to and away from where the salad were footprints, made obviously by a playdough foot.

"d**n, they waited till I was coming down, then they stole it again!!! does their villany know no end? Looks like its gonna be a long day for Amdragon... I mean the Inferno Dragon."

[dragoondart]

Had a little slip atht he end there eh? XD anyways, good incorperation of the video....it is kinda creepy though because I sound just like the video guy, so I can almost hear myself saying what my character is saying XD

Me likes the new chapter, Update soon!

[Atecom]

Meanwhile high above the plains of the kingdom of the evil stoned Playdough people a small battle was going on. Well it was not really a battle, more of an Ambush. The American Dragon was flying overhead, with the Magical Triangular Prism Of Baghdad. What few knew is the US government was also after this prism for its military value. Inscribed on its sides are the secret location to Sudd**n Husseins weapons of mass destruction, and the only reason the US government has been unable to find these WMD they knew existed is because they were missing this Prism.

Anyways as The American Dragon was flying overhead he was ambushed by the huntsclan, who were also interested in gaining possetion of this prism. First they threw a strong net around him to stun him Then they attacked him with their energy sticks, knocking him unconcious. With that the American Dragon accidently let go of the prism, and it fell straight into the hands of the huntsmaster.

"Well done Huntsclan" He said. "Our objective is complete, we will finish the American Dragon later" With that he signalled them and they flew off on their hoverboards.

As Jake fell to the ground, he coughed, releasing a prism hidden in his jaws. The real prism. The one the Huntsclan had stolen was a fake. Jake hit the ground hard, and the prsim landed near by, but bounced a little bit and landed in some bushes.

An evil stoned playdough man was right next to the spot where the American Dragon fell.

"Hey.. hey look everyone. A dragon.. A. A Dragon... Lets all crowd around him."

With that several nearby Evil stoned playdough men came running and formed a ring around the ensnared unconcious dragon.

"Ohhh its a dragon" They began to chant.

"Lets poke it with a stick" One guy called out

Then a cheer went up. They all picked up sticks nearby and started poking the unconcious dragon.



Meanwhile

"Hey hone... honey Im home" An evil stoned Playdough man walked through his front door.

"He.. He.. Im cooking dinner" his wife replied

"Oohhh what is it?"

"Its soup"

"Ohhh, i don't like soup"

"Well.. Well too bad, Its expensive beer that Im using in this soup"

"But I don't like soup... I don't like soup"

"Well too bad"

"Look... Look., I found some salad.. Can.. Can we have this instead?" Apon saying that he held the enchanted salad.

"No"

"Awwww but I like salad. I hate soup. I hate you. I want salad."

"Alright alright how about we put the salad in the soup alright?"

"YAY!!!"

(If you don't remember the significance of this reread the conversation between Anthony and his employer)

Meanwhile

Anthony was walking along. He got to the edge of the plane, where a steep hill rapidly declined onto a lower plain. He noticed a group of evil stoned Playdough were crowded around something. Anthony looked through his scope so that he could get a better view.

"Oh My Godness" Anthony exlaimed "These evil masterminds have managed to capture the American Dragon."

He looked through the scope again.

"And not only that, they are torturing him with what look like litlle stick torture devices. My god, the horror he must be going through. I have to stop them."

Anthony thought about his clients instructions. Not to turn dragon. But he figured this was a very dire situation. With that he leapt forward and turned into the inferno dragon, then flew high above the plain. After circling once, he dived then pulled up just before hitting the ground. He opened his mouth and breathed a huge fireball of scorching fire, which engolfed the Evil stoned playdough men. They all began to run about wildly with their arms flailing, screaming while burning. One by one they fell over forward, lifeless, their playdough hardened beyond anything that could allow movement.

The inferno dragon looked over at the unconcious figure of the American Dragon. 'd**n, I don't have time to help him' He thought. He turned human again but something shiny in the bushes caught the corner of his eye. He walked over to pick it up. It looked like a little prism.

'Maybe I can pawn this at Margus Bazaar' he thought to himself as he put it in his pocket.

This is when things started to get interesting for Anthony/The Inferno Dragon.

[dragoondart]

Wow, I rule in combat XD! Cool chapter, update soon, again....

[Atecom]

View of Evil stoned Playdough Woman

"Gah nobody... Nobody appreciates my cooking . Look at this salad.m It looks all dirty and half eaten. There is no way Im going to put this in a soup. "

She then picked up the salad and threw it in the bin.

"Luckily I..I have this fresh salad from last year I can put in instead"

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In his search for the salad, Anthony arrived at a small village of the evil stoned playdough people he kept away from the main street sticking to the sidealleys. Suddenly he heard 2 evil stoned playdough people talking.

"Hey wh.. what are you get... for dinner.. ah.. tonight?"
"Ah.. Damn Beer soup again "
"hehe well I get beer soup, with salad ;D"
"oh ..lucky"
"You should come over"
"Where you live again"
"Num... Number... Number 3.. 4.. No 3."
"Oh...."

Then they both fell over stone drunk.

'Hmmm number 3. Beer soup with salad must be the secret codeword'

They didn't have street names in the village so the houses were numbered in order. Anthony weaved his way back through the sidestreets till he found number 3. He peaked up and peered through the window. He gasped when he saw the evil stoned playdough woman putting salad into a cauldren.

"Nooooooooooo" He yelled. "Inferno up!!' He barged throuigh the door as the inferno dragon. The evil stoned playdough woman turned around.

"Hey a drago.."

With that, the inferno dragon let out an enourmous burst of fire, engulfing the evil stoned playdough woman. She began running around flailing her arms, just like the group did that had surrounded Jake.

Then her neighbor came in to see what the racket was about.

"Hey, wh... wh.. whats going on here?"

apon seein his neighbor alight he chuckled.

"He ha you got flamed" he said.

Then she ran into him, setting him alight, causing him to do exactly the same.

"Quick put it out with some beer" he yelled grabbing some beer off the shelf and pouring it on himself. That only seemed to make things worse.

"Damn not enough beer," he yelled Knocking the entire beer pantry over on top of him.

"Ah crud" The inferno Dragon yelled and he leapt towards the door, just as the house exploded. He then watched as the 2 fiery figures stumbled out onto the street, and fell over forward on the gorund. Lifeless. Then he looked back towards the remains of the house.

"Argh, Ive lost the Salad " he exclaimed, walking slowly back towards the house. He looked inside. Nothing survived. Except for one thing, in Iron bin that was in the corner. Anthony kicked it out of anger.

"Damn it, I failed. I feel as withered as the salad that jsut came out of that bin"

"Hey wait a sec... That salad.. Its the enchanted Salad. How did it get in the bin?"

Anthony didn't really care. He picked it up, and started running. He ran out of the town gates and came face to face with the American Army, Navy and Airforce, FBI and CIA, All who socked guns and pointed them at him.

"Freeze someone yelled."

Anthony froze.

"I believe he has it"

another voice said.

'Um what could they want?' Anthony wondered to himself

[dragoondart]

Theyre not suprised I am a dragon? Oh yeah, CIA XD

Anyways, good chapter, update soon.

[Atecom]

(In response to the last question you asked whenever I call you Anthony you are in human form, when I call you the inferno dragon, you are in dragon form, even if I forget to mention the change)

Anthony stood there in amazement.

'Damn, what have I done to annoy the government?' he wondered

"Hey look, he is holding salad" someone shouted

"So?" someone replied.

"Its a dangerous weapon."

"How?"

"Well salads get sprayed with pesticides"

"OMG, teh noob is holding teh chemical and or biological weapon" Another shouted.

Suddenly the General stepped forward and picked up a loudspeaker. "Sir, Put down the salad, You have to the count of 3"

Anthony slowly put the salad on the ground.

"Now slowly step away from the salad"

Anthiny took a few steps back. The general walked to the salad and picked it up.

"Ill be taking this now." He said.

"Why do you want the salad?" Anthony asked.

"We don't want the salad." Replied the General. "What we want is that Prism you have.

"Why do you want the prism?"

"Don't ask questions son, just hand over the prism"

Anthony produced the prism he found earler.

"Holy Toledos, Wheres the other half" asked the general in amazement

"Other half?" asked Anthony

"Yeah, thats only half of it. We need the full prism."

"I don't know where the other half is. I found it like this."

"Well give it to us anyway." The general ordered.

Anthony threw him the prism. "Fine take it. I didn't want it anyway.. of Doom.

The general laughed. He he well at least we have half of it.

"Hey, but I need that salad" Anthony called. "Can you just return it?"

"What return a biological weapont to an unautharised holder. What do you think I am, crazy?"

"Uh well"

"No way.. Although, If you were to do something for me first, I may consider it."

"Yes?" Anthony replied

"I want you to locate the other half of the prism and bring it back to me. Then and only then, will I consider giving you back your salad. Kapiche?"

"But.."

"Do you want the salad?"

"Yes.."

"Well thanks for agreeing to do the mission. We will set up camp here. Remember no salad till you finish your task."

With that, Anthony set out to locate the other half of the prism.

[dragoondart]

XD That chapter was funny.....of DOOM!!!

[Atecom]

~Meanwhile*
"Sir.. Sir the evil stoned playdough people have reported seeing a dragon. The infernodragon has not listened to you and has put the mission in Jepordy."

"He has indeed, the client replied. Hmmm, this could blow up into a huge situation. I feel that he has left me with no choice. The only way I can deny my part in the attack on their people is to deny the dragons existance. That will only work if the dragon.. is DEAD. Fetch me some of my finest bands of men. We have a beligerant dragon to slay!!!"

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Anthony had no idea where the other half of the prism might be. After a while, he got sick of searching the plains of the land, and decided to head into the jungle, to see if he would have any luck in finding it.

"Nope, not here", he said turning over a stone.

"Aw damn, im sick of this. How on earth am I supposed to find the other half of this prism that might not exist?"

"Eye of the dragon" He called out. With this his vision improved.

"Why can't dragons have X-Ray vision?" he complained. "This is no help at all."

Eventually he got to a river, which was infested with sharks, Alligators, crocodiles (Both Fresh and saltwater), Pirhanas, sea snakes, land snakes, spiders, Hippos, leeches, ticks, rhinos, bulls, lions, tigers and zebras. Normally, it would be no problem, he would just fly across, but a sign on the beach read 'No Flying across River, $10 000 Fine applies'

Anthony looked around deviously, then transformed. "Gah, Fine Schine" he said defiently. Then he started to take off, when suddenly he heard the sound of a shotgun being pumped. He looked around and saw an old man on a rocking chair, pointing a shotgun at him.

"So you thought it would be a good idea to fly did you?" he asked in an old whiney voice.

"Well, uhh, no I wasn't really going to fly" The inferno dragon replied.

"So why did you change into a dragon then?"

"Um... to swim across"

"So you were going to swim across a dangerous river, but you needed to turn dragon to do that?"

"uhh... yeah, a lot of scarey creatures in there."

"Do you know what we do to liars here son?"

"Um, give them a slap on the wrist and say 'Don't do it again'?"

"Close... We give them DEATH BY RIVER ORDEAL"

Suddenly a tribe of natives came out of the bush and started to circle the Inferno Dragon, chanting: "Death by River ordeal, Death by river ordeal." The old man with the shotgun started cackling.

"Wh.. Whats death by river ordeal?"

"Well we throw you in the river, tied down, with weights. If you can survive 2 hours in there, you are free to go. But no one has ever survived longer then 3 Mins!!!"

"Really are the creatures all that bad??"

"Well no, thats the longest a person has been able to hold their breath. But Death to the dragon anyway"

The tribesmen cheered.

"Tie him up with sphinxs hair, so that he cannot turn dragon"

Before the Inferno Dragon could move, the circling tribesmen whipped out their ropes, wrapped it around the inferno dragon and gave it a good tug. This forced him back into his human form.

"Now into the river!!!" Called the old man.

and the tribesmen heaved Anthony into the river....

[dragoondart]

Well, sounds like I gotta whip out my mermaid breating potion, of doom XD Were you mad a t me or something? XD

Nice chapter, wonder if anything is gonna go right for me today XD