Post by Chaos on Dec 29, 2006 23:48:42 GMT -5
Alright, I decided to just make this and I'm using it in a different form. It's kind of a funny one-shot, based off something I saw on YouTube.... YAY.
Panderas Has a Fake Interview With Florence
Panderas: Alright, it's good for me to announce we have on this show the one and only, Florence Lindsay.
Florence: My name is Florence Landsay.
Panderas: Uhm, no, I think it's Florence Lindsay...
Florence: Florence Landsay. *smile*
Panderas: Uhh.... Okk.... Welcome to Panderas TV Florence... Landsay. You can just call me Panderas the Evil WIIZZARRDD.
Florence: *odd look*
Panderas: Ok... *light on his face* Wow...
Florence: *smacking lips together widely in Panderas's direction*
Panderas: ...Your lip gloss is blinding me, c-can you tone it down or something?
Florence: Aight, nope.
Panderas: Alright, let's move on. I heard that that others were giving you a hard time for your beliefs, what are your beliefs?
Florence: There's no Groundhog Day, at all.
Panderas: Wh-What do you mean? Of course there is, it's February 2nd!
Florence: Well, that was a long time ago, Hehehe!
Panderas: *confusion wide-eyes* Oookkaay. I also heard you became close with other cast members on Avatar, like Aang.
Florence: You know, he really just consumed every inch of me.
Panderas: And then he digested you? And turned you into a little wodden box?
Florence: ... Yeah. How'd you know?
Panderas: *staring with huge confusion* Are you even understanding the words coming out of your mouth?
Florence: *laughing blankly* Huh.
Panderas: Well, anyway, *smiles*, I heard you just got the cutest, swetest little puppy dog! How's that workign out for you?
Florence: *normally* I am shooting it in April.
Panderas: *pausing with shock and wide-eyed with worry* ....... Oh. Well.... I know you might be tired of being asked questions, but how do you feel about my spells?
Florence: They're good.
Panderas: Really? Just good?
Florence: They're really great.
Panderas: I was thinking more along the lines of... Incredible?
Florence: They were... *pause* Incredible.
Panderas: The best spells you've ever seen?
Florence: That's basically what they are.
Panderas: That's really nice.
Florence: There's just something so special about them and I think it's so amazing--
Panderas: Oh, don't PATRONIZE ME!
Florence: *quick gasp*
Panderas: *happy* Anyway, I have a few questions remaining for you. What comes after, like, March/April.
Florence: Like, May/June.
Panderas: Very good. Uh... If you cold meet personally with a dolly laama, what would you like him to explain to you?
Florence: Left and right.
Panderas: Me too! Say, could I ask a favor?
Florence: *laughing* I don't mind.
Panderas: Would you...? *holds out a poodle* Touch my poodle?
Florence: *still laughing* We are not gonna touch that.
Panderas: Touch him! Touch my poodle! TOUCH MY POODLE!!
Florence: *slightly annoyed* Ok enough already.
Panderas: Come on, just touch him one time.
Florence: It's just one time. *fake hand reaches out and touches poodle's nose*
Panderas: *gasps* You touched it! You touched my poodle! Thank you for touching my poodle! Did you know that the poodle is the largest mammal on Earth?
Florence: *pausing and looking around* I didn't even know that.
Panderas: It's true. And this particular poodle... Is the governor of California.
Florence: *another pause* I... Di- I didn't even know he... Was...
Panderas: Ooh, sorry Florence, I think Shade is signaling you have to go. So, we've had a good time here and with our special guest, Florence Lindsay--
Florence: Florence Landsay.
Panderas: .... Right. For being here on the interview.
Panderas Has a Fake Interview With Florence
Panderas: Alright, it's good for me to announce we have on this show the one and only, Florence Lindsay.
Florence: My name is Florence Landsay.
Panderas: Uhm, no, I think it's Florence Lindsay...
Florence: Florence Landsay. *smile*
Panderas: Uhh.... Okk.... Welcome to Panderas TV Florence... Landsay. You can just call me Panderas the Evil WIIZZARRDD.
Florence: *odd look*
Panderas: Ok... *light on his face* Wow...
Florence: *smacking lips together widely in Panderas's direction*
Panderas: ...Your lip gloss is blinding me, c-can you tone it down or something?
Florence: Aight, nope.
Panderas: Alright, let's move on. I heard that that others were giving you a hard time for your beliefs, what are your beliefs?
Florence: There's no Groundhog Day, at all.
Panderas: Wh-What do you mean? Of course there is, it's February 2nd!
Florence: Well, that was a long time ago, Hehehe!
Panderas: *confusion wide-eyes* Oookkaay. I also heard you became close with other cast members on Avatar, like Aang.
Florence: You know, he really just consumed every inch of me.
Panderas: And then he digested you? And turned you into a little wodden box?
Florence: ... Yeah. How'd you know?
Panderas: *staring with huge confusion* Are you even understanding the words coming out of your mouth?
Florence: *laughing blankly* Huh.
Panderas: Well, anyway, *smiles*, I heard you just got the cutest, swetest little puppy dog! How's that workign out for you?
Florence: *normally* I am shooting it in April.
Panderas: *pausing with shock and wide-eyed with worry* ....... Oh. Well.... I know you might be tired of being asked questions, but how do you feel about my spells?
Florence: They're good.
Panderas: Really? Just good?
Florence: They're really great.
Panderas: I was thinking more along the lines of... Incredible?
Florence: They were... *pause* Incredible.
Panderas: The best spells you've ever seen?
Florence: That's basically what they are.
Panderas: That's really nice.
Florence: There's just something so special about them and I think it's so amazing--
Panderas: Oh, don't PATRONIZE ME!
Florence: *quick gasp*
Panderas: *happy* Anyway, I have a few questions remaining for you. What comes after, like, March/April.
Florence: Like, May/June.
Panderas: Very good. Uh... If you cold meet personally with a dolly laama, what would you like him to explain to you?
Florence: Left and right.
Panderas: Me too! Say, could I ask a favor?
Florence: *laughing* I don't mind.
Panderas: Would you...? *holds out a poodle* Touch my poodle?
Florence: *still laughing* We are not gonna touch that.
Panderas: Touch him! Touch my poodle! TOUCH MY POODLE!!
Florence: *slightly annoyed* Ok enough already.
Panderas: Come on, just touch him one time.
Florence: It's just one time. *fake hand reaches out and touches poodle's nose*
Panderas: *gasps* You touched it! You touched my poodle! Thank you for touching my poodle! Did you know that the poodle is the largest mammal on Earth?
Florence: *pausing and looking around* I didn't even know that.
Panderas: It's true. And this particular poodle... Is the governor of California.
Florence: *another pause* I... Di- I didn't even know he... Was...
Panderas: Ooh, sorry Florence, I think Shade is signaling you have to go. So, we've had a good time here and with our special guest, Florence Lindsay--
Florence: Florence Landsay.
Panderas: .... Right. For being here on the interview.