Post by redemption on Dec 28, 2006 19:01:08 GMT -5
Bloopers… or things that weren’t supposed to happen but did. Don’t ask me how.
Amanda: Kevin… I have to tell you something… Kevin: DEAR GOD WHAT IS THAT SMELL? Amanda: I know I’ve been acting kind of strange lately… Kevin: JESUS CHRIST! YOU SMELL LIKE ONIONS! Amanda: But as you may have noticed we haven’t been hanging out much… Kevin: Why would I want to hang out with someone who smells like ONIONS?! GODDD. *covers nose* Amanda: BUTI’MINLOVEWITHYOU. God freaking damn, Kevin! I’m trying to tell you something here!!! Kevin: The stench! The stench! *runs away*
Ariana: *reading script* Huntsclan Elite? Author: WHAT? Ariana: *trying not to laugh* They’re like a mix between the Dai Lee and Ozai’s Angels! Ozai’s Angels: HEY!
Ash: Raffi, I need to ask you a very important question… Raffi: Uh…. Okay…. Ash: I need your honest opinion! Raffi: All right. Ash: *comes out of room* DOES THIS BIKINI MAKE ME LOOK FAT?!
Drake: Hello. Chris: Hi. Drake: Didn’t expect to see you again. Chris: Yeah. *crickets chirp* Drake: You two together yet? Chris: None of your business.
Ben: What do you think of my new hat? *sporting the biggest, ugliest hat you could ever imagine* Leah: It’s… uh…. Nice? Sparkx: *deadpan* It’s ugly. Ben: Don’t insult my hat! Sparkx: It’s ugly as freaking hell! Ben: BRING IT!
Jake: *singing* So keep breathing, ‘cause I’m not leaving you anymore… Rose & Drake: JAKE! STOP SINGING! Ash: I got him! *whacks him with frying pan*
Veronika: Somewhere in the world, someone… *laughs* I just forgot my line.
*Mai and Zuko magically appear in the AmDrag world* Zuko: Where the hell are we? Mai: And why are we the only two here? Jake: *sighs* Ah, the antics of the Maiko shippers…
Taniaya: Hey, I can’t help it if we’re both silver dragons. *under breath* Though I was first… Ariana: Hey now!
Shinsei: Why am I not in the story? *pouts* Drake: You…. Uh… Shinsei: I mean, come on! I could fly in from LA! It would be very easy to do so! Drake: Well, you see…. *sweatdrops*
Raffi: So! Which movie shall we watch while we’re on break? Veronika: THE LION KING! Raffi: Anyone else…? Veronika: THE LION KING!
Brittney Spears: Hi guys! Everyone else: AHHHHHH! Ash: How’d you get here?! Brittney Spears: Aren’t I part of the story? Chris: NO! Brittney Spears: …. Oh. *long silence* Brittney Spears: Wanna hear me sing? Everyone else: NO!!!!
And now… random crack pairings!
Ben/Amanda Kevin/Leah Ben/Kevin Rose/Ash Rose/Chris Jake/Taniaya Haley/Drake Ariana/Huntsman Raffi/Veronika Veronika/The Lion King DVD
Ariana: … Hey, why am I paired with the Huntsman? Chris: *snickers*
... Writer's block does weird things to my brain...
Post by redemption on Jan 17, 2007 20:26:03 GMT -5
The Huntsclan scent was easy to pick up in the cool night air.
Just the scent alone made Sparkx’s skin crawl, but he kept his attention focused on Chris. The Generations Dragon had great power, and if anyone he loved was harmed, the risk ran high that the power would be unleashed.
“Chris.” His voice was low and warning. “She’ll be fine, okay? Don’t do anything you’ll regret. You listening to me?”
A low growl of what he assumed was agreement escaped Chris’s throat, but Sparkx knew his mind was not with him. It was miles ahead, wherever Ariana lay, and he would not bring it back until he was sure she was safe.
Then he smelled blood. And knew he was wrong. “Chris…”
Without a word, Chris folded his wings and dove. Swallowing hard, Sparkx followed him.
It had surprised him at first, when he had run to her and scooped her up, just how light she really was. He had taken time only now to lay her down, looking around before pulling a knife from his belt.
He did the deed; a quick, deep slash down her side. Her body jerked once, she gasped, but she was still out of sorts and with a choked whimper she lay still again. He nodded, satisfied.
Suddenly he lifted his head, like a wolf scenting. The next instant with a vicious oath, Chris dove out of the darkness.
Only by ducking did the deadly claw miss its intended target, but Chris flared his wings, circling around midair, and crashed headlong into the hunter as Sparkx landed beside Ariana. He noted with distress that despite the deep gash, the knife was still deeply embedded in her flesh; and most likely, when pulled out, would cause her to go into shock and bleed to death without the help of a healer. He turned. “Chris?”
Chris stood silently over the still hunter, knocked unconscious by the sudden attack. His whole body was taut as a bow, and it seemed as though the smallest gesture would cause him to snap. His hands were clenched into fists at his sides, his eyes narrow, his tail lashing dangerously.
Sparkx recognized what was to come. And wanted desperately to prevent it.
“Chris.” His voice was soft, desperate. “Chris, she’s still alive, but she’s losing blood fast. We need to get her to a healer.” He raised his voice. “Chris, I know how you’re feeling, but she’s bleeding here. If you don’t snap out of it, she’ll die.”
The word die seemed to snap Chris out of his trance; with a soft snarl he turned away from the hunter, striding over to Ariana; Sparkx stumbled back as the other boy scooped her into his arms.
“We’ll take her to the American Dragon.” Chris’s voice was cold. “There is a healer with him. She can help Ari.”
Another attempt was being made at homework, interrupted by Drake and Jake suddenly deciding that singing “Far Away” was a brilliant idea. Ash threatened to throw a pillow at them if they didn’t stop disgracing Nickelback, but she was laughing to hard to actually do anything.
The peace was shattered—again—by a loud, frantic pounding at the door.
Thankful his parents weren’t home, Jake scrambled to his feet and ran down the hall, his friends hot on his heels. He shoved Ben back a little so he had room and opened the door.
The “Hello” froze in his throat at what he saw.
A young boy stood in the doorway, his eyes shadowed. In his arms, bloody but recognizable, a knife still in her side, was Ariana. Another boy, older, stood behind him. Jake swallowed. “What…?” “She needs a healer.” The boy who held her spoke, his voice shaking. “Please. She’ll die.” “I can do it.” Leah lifted her hand, beckoning. “Ben, get her for me and bring her into the other room.” With a flutter of wind she left the group.
Ben looked apologetically at the boy as he reached for Ariana; the boy’s arms tightened around her briefly, then went lax, letting the other take her. “She’ll be okay, Chris,” the older boy murmured. He nodded dully, and looked down.
Only then did he realize that his hands, arms, and shirt were covered with her blood.
End chapter 5
I'm sorry I took so long to get this up. And the next chapter will be longer, I promise.
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