Huntsman's Blog

[charles finley.]

Oh yes. xD; I was on fanfiction.net awhile ago, and I saw "Spider-Man's blog" and "The Dark Lord's Blog", so I figured, what the hell, why not do one for the Huntsman? XD; Dates will be starting from back in ... July. xD

Huntman's Blog
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Date : July 5th, 2007
Listening To : "Barbie Girl" by Aqua [It's my theme song!1111]
Mood : Dancy! [Is that even a word?]

Okay, so I figured what the hell, if the American Dragon *scowl* has a blog, why can't I?

SO HERE'S SOME INFO ABOUT THE MOST AWESOMENESS PERSON EVER!1111

Name: Wouldn't you like to know? It's ... *ashamed* Mery.

Theme Song: "Barbie Girl" by Aqua! I heart it.

Motive : KILL AMERICAN DRAGON!!!111111

Obsession : Pretty Pink Ponies, My Little Pony, AIM, GUITAR HERO!111, Playing with Barbies (but you didn't see that), being a dancing queen!!!!111 and um ... other stuff! but I'd rather not go into that, because then whoever reads my blog might go "WOAH WTF PLAYBOY?" ... you didn't see that. AND BRINGING SEXY BACK. Cause sexy never left me!

I like : cameras ... playboy!!!!11111, women, guys .... wait, am I bi? O_O

Status : TAKEN BY ... my hand.

Sexual Orentaition : BI!!!

Wanting to see : 30 DAYS OF NIGHT. I WANNA SEE BARROW ALASKA DAMMIT. [A/N: That movie does really take place in Alaska. xDDD]

Myspace URL : myspace.com/barbiegirl4EVER

Other : I COME FROM THE MYSPACE BELIEF. [A/N: Don't ask. xD] INSTEAD OF READING THE BIBLE, WE READ BULLETINS AND BLOGS!!!

Oh noes, my niece is wanting me to go play guitar hero with her! I MUST BE OFF. I LOVE YOU ALLLLL11111111111

- xoxox Huntsman.

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Comments :

Subject: wtf?

What the hell?

- AmDrag OWNS you.

Subject : Guitar Hero?

Master, you lost. You owe me five bucks.

- Thorn

Subject : I KEEL YOU

YOU WILL NOT GET YOUR TEDDY BEAR COLLECTION BACK
CAUSE I KEEL YOU

- person

Subject : Hahaha.

Myspace belief.

- Wouldn't you like to know?

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Yeah, this shows how bored I am, am I right? XD I'll update it whenver. Meh. I LIKE CAMERA. xD

xx asheh

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[superdoglac]

LMAO XDDDD Nothing like making fun of the HM to make the day go on XD

[Flame The Fire Dragon]

LMAO XD.... Ash.... that was.... weird XD

[charles finley.]

Ahhh. Time for another update! xD

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Date : July 6th, 2007
Listening To : Something on my niece's iPod. It's by Beck. AND OHMYGOD HE'S HOT. O_O
Mood : Drooling over Beck!

WHY MUST YOU PEOPLE COMMENT MY BLOGS? WHY. This is MY blog! That does not mean you can comment it and then say whatever you want on it. IT'S LIKE MYSPACE. IT'S MYSPACE. NOT YOURSPACE. MYSPACE!!11111111 SO BACK OFF. D:<

... I feel like a failure!!!*sobs* The American Dragon is still alive, I SUCK at guitar hero, my fellow Myspace believers don't UNDERSTAND me, I've lost five bucks, my boyfriend broke up with me, and i accidentally ripped Barbie's head off in my fury!!!!!! WHY MUST MY LIFE BE SO DEPRESSING? -__-;;

Oh yeah, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? He said I was so ... clingy. Me, the HUNTSMAN, CLINGY? WTFH? I AM NOT. *sobs* Maybe Barbie will be there for me! AT LEAST I CAN RELY ON HER. D=

What am I now? An EMO? WELL YOU KNOW WHAT? *cut cut cut* HAPPY? D: WHY ME WHY.

I keep on getting these prank calls from these bloody teenagers! They claim to be someone called Ash, Lewis, and Liam. BUT I KNOW THEY REALLY ARE JUST THE AMERICAN DRAGONS DECOYS. HE WANTS HIS NOTEBOOK BACK AND HE ISN'T GETTING IT BACK. Why must people prank call me? YOU HERE THAT ASH, LEWIS AND LIAM? I'MA KEEL YOU. I CAN TRACE YOUR CALLS. STOP CALLING ME. I AM NOT AN UGLY HOBO WHO RELIES ON MY PILLOW FOR PLEASURE!!!!!!!!!1111

And besides, I'm a dancing queen!!!!111 *dances and sobs*

WHY MUST LIFE BE SO DEPRESSING?

... I think I need to get laid more. *calls my personal prostitute*

And I'm off for now!!!

- xoxoxo Huntsman

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Comments :

Subject: ... My god.

Master .. you have a personal prostitute? O_O

- Thorn

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Subject: Prank Calls.

You'd like us to stop, wouldn't you? THIS IS WHAT GET!! SUCKER. *evil laugh* NOW GIVE ME FIVE DOLLARS.

- The Queer Trio

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Subject: Not understanding?

Don't you get it? YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH BARBIE!!!!111 D:

- Your ex

RE : Subject : Not understanding?

I NEVER DID SUCH A THING!!!!!

- Huntsman

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Yay boredom!

xx asheh

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[superdoglac]

NO BARBIE'S HEAD XDDD LMAO at Thorns reaction XDDDD

[redemption]

....

ASH, YOU ARE MADE OF SO MUCH WIN. XD

Yeah, so update soon, 'kay? 'Cause I love it and all. 8DD

[lildevil92]

Lolololololololololol. XD

This blog is epic win, you win the intrawebz. XD

[crazy17]

LOL OMG, Ashy, this is your funniest fanfic! ;D You. Are. Made. Of. Ultimate. Win. ^_________^

[charles finley.]

Oh lawd, an update. XD

Huntsman's Blog
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Date : July 8th, 2007:
Listening to: Crazy b*tch - Buckcherry
Mood: Hungry

woohoo. sorry for not updating! been so busy, you know?

my niece dragged me into hot topic. i'm quite scared of that place. like for real. that place is scary! how is it for the music? i mean, it's all gothic and emo and stuff. SCARY

hey, you're a crazy b*tch, but you f*ck so good, i'm on top of it! i :heart: that song. when i dream, i'm doing you all night. :D

haha. that's mine and my bf's song! <33 we got back together! turns out, it was just a HUGE misunderstanding. O: kinda sucks. haha. but oh wells. barbie is a bit jealous, but fawk her. she can join our threesome tomorrow though. ;D

ugh. myspace is being gay! it's not letting me log in. srsly. wtf. LOG ME IN STUPID MYSPACE. *stabs with a fork* I HATE YOU TOM. I FREAKIN HATE YOU. D:<

The queer trio keeps on calling me. They won't STFU. THEY HAVE MY TEDDY BEAR COLLECTION. I WANT IT BACK. DON'T MAKE ME CALL 911 ON YOUR ASS. D:< betches! *sob*

... I need to go see my therapist, so I'm off.

- xoxoxox Huntsman.

Comments ::

Subject: I LIKE YOUR SPIDERMAN OUTFIT

can we RP with that outfit tonight? ^_^

- <333

Re: Subject: I LIKE YOUR SPIDERMAN OUTFIT.

Of course love! ^_^;;

- Huntsman

Subject: Dude ...

We don't have your teddy bear collection. o_O

- Queer Trio.

Subject: ...

.....

- Thorn

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oh lawd. XD

[redemption]

Oh dear.

Somehow, I think this is all scarring Thorn for life. XD

UPDATE SOOOOOOOOOON. xDDD

[lildevil92]

Lmao, I think "Huntsman's" blog is really just your blog Ash, but you don't want anyone to know about it. XD

[crazy17]

HAHAHAHA, Good one, Liam! XD

Anyway, Ash, another funny update! Keep it coming!

[huntsrose]

lildevil92 said:

Lmao, I think "Huntsman's" blog is really just your blog Ash, but you don't want anyone to know about it. XD

So true.
ROFL!! J/k. Update soon. Love it. XD

[charles finley.]

Liam, just be lucky I love you. xDD;

YAY. Update. Cause I've been inspired by the Bee Movie. lmao

Huntsman's Blog
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Date: July 10th, 2007
Listening To: The Computerer making funnky nosies. o.o
Mood: Tired.

Mkaysss. So it's like, what, 4 f*cking am? Bloody hell, I can't sleep.

'The Queer Trio', as they like to call themselves, they keep on calling me! They won't stop! D:< They are the main reason I'm still up! ... Oh wait, my phone is ringing ...

... F*ck! It was them ... AGAIN. They were saying that I've won five billion dollars and an all expense paid trip to a gay place! Srsly. STOP IT. D:< It gets me so mad!!!111

What I don't get is how like ... that chick is always with them. I forgot her name, but I could care less about her, cause she's a WH*RE, but srsly. It's four am, and she was a main voice in that call. Her parents let her stay out until that late with BOYS? What bad parenting! Like for real, it is. I mean, for all we know, she could be getting f*cked by her sk*nk boyfriend, and her parents wouldn't care. GAWD. That just gets me so annoyed when parents don't give a damn about their kids! So. Fawking. Annoying!! >__< LEARN TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR CHILDREN!!!!

Umm ... Other than that ... Oh lawd, my phone is ringing again. And fawking a, it's them again! They want their money back.

Wait, I stole money from them? O_O But I'd never do that! I just kill things, not steal! ...

Okay, so I do steal, but not money! And I wouldn't steal from sk*nks like them! Fawking b*stards. D:<

YOUR CRAZY BUT I LIKE THE WAY YOU F*CK ME! ^_^;; Here that love? :DDD<3333;;'

OH LAWD. I saw the Bee movie today! IT WAS FUNNY. And sexy. But that was only cause my boyfriend and I were making out during the hot sex scenes! ... But there' wasn't any. D: All the kids around us were like so totally freaked out by our making out. BUT WE THOUGHT IT'D BE HOT FOR THE BEE TO MAKE OUT WITH THE HUMAN LADY. lawlz. it'd be sexy! ;DDD

...

Okay, they called me again. I'm calling the magical police! Fcking sk*nks need to leave me alone! HAHAHA. suckers. D:

Now I'm off! Cause I need to catch up on some zzzzz'ssss.

Peace out tigga's!!!!

<3333 you all.

- xoxoxoxo Huntsman

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Comments ::

Subject: ...

Master .... You give me ... nightmares. O_O

- Thorn

Subject: ...

Okay, first off, thanks for the comment! No really, it was just lovely. XP Second off, my name is Ash, thank you very much. And lastly? We recorded that at like 5 PM, and then programmed it to send it to you at that time. Dumbass.

- Ash

Subject: Police?

It doesn't matter. The Magical cops KNOW why we did it. They thought it was pretty funny, actually. Tough luck for you! And we all know that Lewis is f*cking Ash, but let's not say that on a blog, mkays? :D

- Liam

Subject: ...

Liam, just f*ck off, okay? =D

- Lewis

RE: Subject: ...

I already do, darling. To pictures of you!

- Liam

RE:RE: Subject: ....

... Okay you guys, you can stop talking about your sex life here. O_O

- Thorn.

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Oh lawd, it all gets awkward yet funny once you bring in the queer trio. XDD

xx asheh

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[superdoglac]

NOOOO

HUNTSMAN AND BARBIE ARE MEANT TO BE!!!!!!!!

XDDDD

UPDATE SOON!