Post by yfwe on Jan 28, 2006 3:38:16 GMT -5
So... like, a long, long time ago (AKA September), I wrote this one fic about Jake and Sprite. Well... since it was really popular, I thought to myself:
YFWE, could you degrade yourself even further by writing a sequel?
The answer is:
I love to degrade myself! So yes!!!!!
Of course, this is a work in progress- nowhere near completion. However, I do have the few opening lines, so...
PREVIEW TIME, BABY! ::sings I Believe I Can Fly::
As it seemed, everything all but returned to normal after that strange day in the White House. The Sierra Mist bottles Jake found? Oh, they were Sprite. How did that happen?
You see, as it turns out, the maker’s of Faygo came in and switched the labels on the bottles. Apparently, Faygo and Condoleeza Rice have some tight bonds with each other.
Now, why exactly would Faygo do something like that? Who knows, but maybe it’s because Coke and Pepsi are the ‘big companies’, and Faygo is one of the B-Lists. You know... kind of like the presidential elections. Say Coke is the Republicans, because they’re just awesome, and Pepsi are Democrats, because they whine about everything. Faygo would be, say, the Green Party- you know, Ralph Nader. Not that there’s anything wrong with that... you get the point, though.
Speaking of presidents...
It was a cold Saturday night when Jake had his next run-in involving Sprite. It had been nearly two months since the ‘Sprite House Scandal’, as it had been called....
That's all so far. Stay tuned for the rest. And believe me, it will get funnier. Why?
I'm YFWE! Hah!
::runs away::
YFWE, could you degrade yourself even further by writing a sequel?
The answer is:
I love to degrade myself! So yes!!!!!
Of course, this is a work in progress- nowhere near completion. However, I do have the few opening lines, so...
PREVIEW TIME, BABY! ::sings I Believe I Can Fly::
As it seemed, everything all but returned to normal after that strange day in the White House. The Sierra Mist bottles Jake found? Oh, they were Sprite. How did that happen?
You see, as it turns out, the maker’s of Faygo came in and switched the labels on the bottles. Apparently, Faygo and Condoleeza Rice have some tight bonds with each other.
Now, why exactly would Faygo do something like that? Who knows, but maybe it’s because Coke and Pepsi are the ‘big companies’, and Faygo is one of the B-Lists. You know... kind of like the presidential elections. Say Coke is the Republicans, because they’re just awesome, and Pepsi are Democrats, because they whine about everything. Faygo would be, say, the Green Party- you know, Ralph Nader. Not that there’s anything wrong with that... you get the point, though.
Speaking of presidents...
It was a cold Saturday night when Jake had his next run-in involving Sprite. It had been nearly two months since the ‘Sprite House Scandal’, as it had been called....
That's all so far. Stay tuned for the rest. And believe me, it will get funnier. Why?
I'm YFWE! Hah!
::runs away::