I thought of one! Sing this to the tune of "I Just Can't wait To Be King" from "The Lion King".
(Jake and Haley are in Central Park with Fu Dog when Jake breaks out in song) J: I'm gonna be a mighty dragon, Enemies beware! F: Well, I've never seen a young dragon with quite so little hair. J: I'm ready for the main event, like no dragon was before, I'm brushing up on kung-fu fighting, I'm working on my ROAR! (He knocks Fu into a mud puddle) F: Thus far a rather uninspiring thing. (He wipes his face on a "towel" which turns out to be a griffen wing. The griffen flicks Fu into a pond) J: Oh, I just can't wait to be a dragon! F: You've got a long way to go, young dragon, if you think- J: No one saying "Do this" F: Now when I said that, I- H: No one saying "Be there" F: What I meant was- J: No one saying "Stop that" F: Now what you don't realize- H/J: No one saying "See here" F: Now, see here! (falls over) J: (flying) Free to fly around all day F: Well that's definately out! J: Free to do it all my way! F: (running alongside Jake) I think it time that you and I, arranged a heat to heart- (runs into a tree) J: I don't need advice from little shar-peis for a start F: Well if this is where the order is headed, count me out! Out of service, out of New York City, I wouldn't hang about (sighs) This kid is getting wildly out of paw. J: Everybody look left, everybody look right, wherever you see I'm, standing in the spotlight! F: Not yet! Random magical Creatures: Let every creature go for broke and sing, let's hear it in the herd and on the wing, It's gonna be Jake Longs' finest fling J: Oh, I just can't wait to be a dragon! All: Oh, I just can't wait to be a dragon, oh, I just can't waaaaaaaaait, to be a dragon!
Post by The Pantheon Dragon on Dec 18, 2005 22:13:08 GMT -5
Yes,this is a reinvention of Kelly Clarkson's Because Of You to fit Rose's decision upon transfering schools and such.Let's just say she get into a fight with her Uncle and she's looking to change her life b/c the impact of seeing Jake was so strong.Yet,she's still insecure...
I will not make the same choice to slay as you did. I will not let myself Cause my myself and other's such misery I will not hunt or hurt the way you did You fell into the world so hard I'm learning the hardest way, Because I nearly let it get that far. .............(wait a few counts).. Because of you I never did stray too far from my duties. Because of you I learned to play hard so others did get hurt. Because of you I find it hard to trust not only me, but everyone around me. Because of you I use to think I felt unafraid.
Once or twice I'd lose my way And you where prompt to point it out There was never the option to ever cry Because I know that's total vurenablity in you're eyes. I'd be force to fake... A nod,a straight-out "yes" every day of my life My heart never broken,feels like it could be starting to break But how could it?The only reason could be Jake.
Because of him I may just stray a bit further from the sideway Because of the American Dragon I think I learned to play a bit more without fear I might not get hurt Because of my first love He made it eaiser to trust not only myself,but even more others around me Because of this one guy I was suppose to hate yet I started to date I don't feel so afraid.
I watched you kill. I heard you plot every single night I was so very much young You should have known better then to rely on me to take you're place You never thought of anyone else You just saw your gain And now I cry in the middle of the night For what I nearly did to the one I still think I love.
Because of you I never did stray too far from my duties Because of you I learned to play harder so others did get hurt Because of you I tried my hardest just to put it all to the back of my mind Because of you I never even dared to let anyone else in Because of you and Jake I'm mixed up over my life because it's twisted yet just somehow friendly Because of you I'm starting to feel afraid
Good one! You know, I just keep coming up with songs! Anyway, this song is a parody of "Bad to the Bone". It's about the Dark Dragon.
Now on the day I was born, The nurses all gathered 'round And they gazed in wide wonder At the joy they found The head nurse spoke up She said "Leave this one alone" She could tell right away, I was bad to the bone(repeat 5 times)
I killed a thousand souls Before I met you I'll kill a thousand more, Dragon Before I am through I wanna kill you, American Dragon You and your friends I'm here to tell you Dragon That I'm Bad to the bone (repeat 3 times)
I'll make a rich woman beg I'll make a good man steal I'll make an old man run I'll make a young woman squeal I wanna kill you, American Dragon You and your friends I'm here to tell you dragon That I'm Bad to the bone (repeat 3 times)
Jake: Gotta keep one jump ahead of the Huntsgirl, One swing ahead of the stick, I run 'cause Huntsman is a big fat prick! It's dragon time!
One jump ahead of the Huntsclan, that's all and thats no joke, looks like these guys drink too much coke!
Huntsclan: Riffraff! Dragon! Scoundrel! Take that!
Jake: Just a little mercy?
Huntsclan: We will not give any mercy!
Jake: Gotta take a hint, gotta face the facts, these guys have no IQ!
Trixie and Spud: Of it's sad that Jake has hit the bottom, he's become a dragon in disguise.
Huntsgirl: I'd blame Lao Shi 'cause he is so stupid.
Jake: Gotta keep alive, Gotta be alert, tell you all about it when I've got the time.
One jump ahead of the Huntsgirl, one trick ahead of my doom, next time gonna use a none de plume.
One jump ahead of the Huntsclan, One hint ahead of the freaks, I think I'll take a flight down the street!
Huntsgirl: It's Jake!
Trixie and Spud: Scandal!
Jake: Let's not be too hasty.
Huntsman: Still a think he's rather tasty.
Jake: Gotta flee to live, gotta run to flee, otherwise we'd get along!
Jake: One jump ahead of the hoof beats, one hop ahead of the scum, one trick ahead of disaster they're quick, but I'm much faster, here goes, better throw my hand in, wish me happy landin' all I gotta do is fly!
A/N: I know, a bit cheesy but it took me 30 Minutes to make. It may suck, but all flames will be thrown at the Dark Dragon.
This song is sung by Rose, Jake, and various people/creatures. Sing this to the tune of "The Phantom of the Opera". Oh, and this takes place before "Ski Trip".
Rose: In sleep he fights with me, in dreams he came, that voice which flirts with me, and calls my name, and do I dream again? For now I find, the Dragon of America is there, inside my mind. Jake: Fight once again with me, our strange duet, my power over you, is stronger yet, and though you turn from me, to glance behind, the Dragon of America is there, inside your mind. Rose: Those who have seen your face, sigh with relief, those creatures call you their Jake: Commander in cheif Both: Your/My flirting and my/your skills, in one combined, the Dragon of America is there, inside my/your mind Various: He's there, the Dragon of America, he's there, the Dragon of America Rose: (vocalizing) Hiiiii-yaaaaaahhh... Jake: (spoken) Fight, my dearest Thorn! Rose: (vocalizes louder) Jake: Fight with me! R: (vocalizes her loudest pitch) **
Okay, in this song parody, the Dragon Council threw together a party (masquerade) in celebraation of the Dark Dragons' defeat. Takes place six months after "Hong Kong Nights". Sing to the tune of "Mssquerade" from "The Phantom of the Opera".
CA: Councilor Kulde! CK: Councilor Andam! *they both laugh* *sings* Dear Councilor, what a splendid party, Both: A prolouge to a bright new year, CK: What a night, I'm impressed, CA: Well, one does ones' best, here's to us! A tosast to all the city, what a pity the Dark Dragon can't be here! All: Masquerade! Paper faces on parade! Masquerace, Hide your face so the world will never find you, masquerade! Every face a different shade! Masquerade, look around, there's another mask behind you, splash of mauve, splash of puce, troll and nymph, and giants, brownies and fairies too, unicorns, leprachauns, dragons, and ogres too. Faces! Take your turn, on a ride, on a merry-go-round in an inhuman race, eye of gold, thigh of blue, true is false, who is who? Curl of lip, swirl of tail, it's like a fairy tale, Faces! Drink it in, drink it up, 'til you're drowned in the light, in the sound, Trixie: But who can name that face? All: Masquerade! Dancing centaurs,and wizards, masquerade, take your fill, let the specticle astound you, Masquerade! Burning glances, turning heads, masquerade, stop and stare at the sea of smiles around you, masquerade, seething shadows, breathing lies, masquerade, you can fool any friend who ever knew you, Masquerade! Leering satyrs, peering sprites, Masquerade, run and hide, but a face will still pursue you, LS: What a night, JL: What a crowd CA: Makes you glad, CK: Makes you proud, Fu: All the Creme de la creme Spud: Watching us, watching them TC: 6 months of releif, CK: Of delight, and Elysian peace CA: We can breathe at last, LS: No more atttacks, nore more DD, Fu: Here's to health, JL: And a happy New Year, CK: To our friends that are here, Spud: May our spledir never fade, All 7: What a blessed release, TC: And what a Masquerade, (Everyoner dances around, eat, and socialize for a while, then the crowd sings the chorus) ***
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