Post by dragonfan123 on Nov 28, 2006 19:12:05 GMT -5
ok another update!
Ariana: Hey!
Drake: Hey Ariana glad you could make it
Ariana: Thank you Drake anyway is everyone almost here?
Jake: just Veronika is missing
Drake: what about pilot?
Jake: he couldn’t make it
Drake: Well damn
Veronika:*walks in right behind Ariana* Well I’m here!
Drake: yeah now we can start the party
Jake: so what should we do? Card game
Drake: Nah
Shinsei: Well I think Drake should tell some Jokes he is pretty funny
Drake: yeah but I do mature humor
All except Drake: AND?!
Drake: ok ok here’s one Doctor Doctor anyway this guy calls up his doctor saying “Doctor Doctor my sex life is in the dumps can you send me something to help?” so he gets a bottle of pills that says take one a day. He calls up his doctor again the next day saying “DOCTOR DOCTOR THAT WAS THE BEST SEX I HAD CAN I TAKE TWO PILLS THIS TIME?” the doc says sure and this goes on for about fives days he calls up again saying “DOCTOR THAT WAS THE BEST SEX I HAD ALL WEEK CAN I TAKE THE WHOLE BOTTLE?” the doc starts saying no CLICK the guy hangs up the next day the doc answers his phone “ Hello?” he said and it’s the guys son “ DOCTOR MY BUTT HOLE HURTS MY MOM IS DEAD MY SISTER IS PREGNANT AND MY DAD IS IN THE BACK YARD YELLING ‘HERE KITTY KITTY’ *everyone burst out laughing*
Seymour: My guts killing me
Drake: O the irony in that little saying
Seymour: What do you mean?
Drake: Hey spike your immortal!
Seymour: I forgot about that
Jade: I swear he’s getting al timers even though he’s a teen
Jake; Wow anyway Drake remember when you were with me and mom coming back from a doughnut shop?
Drake: O yeah anyway we weren’t but 3 miles from home and all of sudden a cop car pulls us over me and Jake are eating as fast as we could and the cop says ‘ you know why I pulled you over ma’am?’ and our mom said “CAUSE YOU CAN SMELL THE DOUGHNOUTS!”*everyone laughs again*
Ariana: Damn that was so wrong yet so funny*laughs as tears come to her eyes*
Drake Yeah it is isn’t it?
Shade :*catches his breath from the laughter* ok
Drake: wait I got one more then we’ll start a game of truth or dare
Jade: sounds good to me
Veronika: yeah it does
Spud: Sure
Trixie: Alright Drake get on with the joke
Drake: Alright you guys remember the old superman show with Dean Cain playing him?*everyone nods* well imagine if Superman got drunk *starts acting a Drunkard* losie LOSIE! Open the door I said open the door! GIRL I SEE YOU!*everyone burst out laughing again*
Shinsei: man that’s so screwed up *slowly stops laughing* ok now let’s get on with the truth or dare
Ariana: Hey!
Drake: Hey Ariana glad you could make it
Ariana: Thank you Drake anyway is everyone almost here?
Jake: just Veronika is missing
Drake: what about pilot?
Jake: he couldn’t make it
Drake: Well damn
Veronika:*walks in right behind Ariana* Well I’m here!
Drake: yeah now we can start the party
Jake: so what should we do? Card game
Drake: Nah
Shinsei: Well I think Drake should tell some Jokes he is pretty funny
Drake: yeah but I do mature humor
All except Drake: AND?!
Drake: ok ok here’s one Doctor Doctor anyway this guy calls up his doctor saying “Doctor Doctor my sex life is in the dumps can you send me something to help?” so he gets a bottle of pills that says take one a day. He calls up his doctor again the next day saying “DOCTOR DOCTOR THAT WAS THE BEST SEX I HAD CAN I TAKE TWO PILLS THIS TIME?” the doc says sure and this goes on for about fives days he calls up again saying “DOCTOR THAT WAS THE BEST SEX I HAD ALL WEEK CAN I TAKE THE WHOLE BOTTLE?” the doc starts saying no CLICK the guy hangs up the next day the doc answers his phone “ Hello?” he said and it’s the guys son “ DOCTOR MY BUTT HOLE HURTS MY MOM IS DEAD MY SISTER IS PREGNANT AND MY DAD IS IN THE BACK YARD YELLING ‘HERE KITTY KITTY’ *everyone burst out laughing*
Seymour: My guts killing me
Drake: O the irony in that little saying
Seymour: What do you mean?
Drake: Hey spike your immortal!
Seymour: I forgot about that
Jade: I swear he’s getting al timers even though he’s a teen
Jake; Wow anyway Drake remember when you were with me and mom coming back from a doughnut shop?
Drake: O yeah anyway we weren’t but 3 miles from home and all of sudden a cop car pulls us over me and Jake are eating as fast as we could and the cop says ‘ you know why I pulled you over ma’am?’ and our mom said “CAUSE YOU CAN SMELL THE DOUGHNOUTS!”*everyone laughs again*
Ariana: Damn that was so wrong yet so funny*laughs as tears come to her eyes*
Drake Yeah it is isn’t it?
Shade :*catches his breath from the laughter* ok
Drake: wait I got one more then we’ll start a game of truth or dare
Jade: sounds good to me
Veronika: yeah it does
Spud: Sure
Trixie: Alright Drake get on with the joke
Drake: Alright you guys remember the old superman show with Dean Cain playing him?*everyone nods* well imagine if Superman got drunk *starts acting a Drunkard* losie LOSIE! Open the door I said open the door! GIRL I SEE YOU!*everyone burst out laughing again*
Shinsei: man that’s so screwed up *slowly stops laughing* ok now let’s get on with the truth or dare