Post by dragon.up.resource on Apr 12, 2007 11:53:46 GMT -5
Erm... you may call it a sequel to the other, Jake Explores Rose's Home. I highly advise reading the first one before you read this one, else you will be tons confused.
I dun own ADJL... blah blah blah...
In a puff of purple smoke, Bayleef rematerialised in Hong Kong City. Pulling a street map from thin air (and causing a few passers by to wonder how he did that), he consulted it and found what he was looking for. Ducking into a side alley, he assumed his dragon form and flew into the night sky.
Millions of miles away in New York City, a door to a certain room creaked open, and a shady character walked in. Or rather stumbled in as it was very dark, save for the glow of a few monitors. He fell and hit the dark floor hard. Cussing slightly, he picked himself up and looked for what tripped him up. Pizza boxes. and Bubble bath soap. Psht, he thought. He walked over to the bank of monitors and pulled up a keyboard. He pressed a key and a screen flickered into life:
WELCOME TO THE FANFIC CONTROL CHAMBER. PLEASE ENTER PASSWORD.
He hesistated. Then leaned over they keyboard and input some characters:
> BAYLEEF RULES
ACCESS DENIED.
> BAYLEEF EATS UNDERWEAR
ACCESS DENIED. ONE TRY LEFT. AND YOU'RE DISGUSTING.
He scratched his head. Typing in one last time:
> BAYLEEF PWNS
ACCESS GRANTED. PLEASE SELECT TASK.
The figure grinned. He began to type in several commands:
> ALTER BAYLEEF'S AUTHOR POWERS
Current Author rating is 100.00%: All powerful Dragon. DO YOU WISH TO ALTER THIS VALUE?
> YES.
ENTER NEW AUTHOR POWER LEVEL.
> 0.00%
NEW AUTHOR POWER RATING IS 0.00%: Powerless weakling. APPLY CHANGES?
> YES.
The figure laughed evilly as we fade to black. By movie magic.
Far away in Hong Kong, Bayleef landed with a clatter outside Rose's windowsill. Rose wasn't in. Using his author powers, Bayleef melted the glass and stepped inside. Or he would have, but the only problem is, the glass refused to budge. Strange, he thought. I would be able to melt this normally. Bayleef hammered on it. Nothing. He pressed his face onto the glass and peered inside. He then saw a little label stuck to the bottom of the window. Bending down to read it:
PULL TO OPEN. NOT MEANT FOR DIMWITS.
"Uhh, I knew that," said Bayleef as he pulled open the window. Landing softly on the floor, he resumed his human form.
The door opened and the light flickered on and Rose walked in.
"EIYAAAH!!!" Rose yelled, looking at the 17 year old boy in the middle of her room. "A HAMSTER!!"
Bayleef scowled slightly. "Hasn't your teacher taught you anything about the difference between animals and humans?" he asked.
"No. we only learn math, math and math."
"You're school's evil."
"True that."
Bayleef walked towards Rose. "I'm going to tell you anyway. I am a teenager, not a hamster. Remember that."
"Okay. You're a what-a-what now?"
"Teenager."
"Green Lager?"
"TEENAGER."
"Bean maker?"
"T-E-E-N-A-G-E-R. TEENAGER. Understand?"
Rose stands confused. Then it finally dawns on her.
"OH."
"Now you get it."
"Yes, I'm such a blonde."
"Sure you are."
"But you're a blonde too, you misspelled something."
"what?"
"Teeanger's supposed to be spelt T-E-N-A-G-E-R."
"Last I looked there were two Es."
"There are."
Bayleef gave up. He grabbed her by the hand and prepared to Disapparate.
"What're you doing?" asked Rose.
"Apparition. For you, Side-Along Apparition."
"What's Alfafalfa-ition?"
"Apparition. A method of transport common among wizards in Harry Potter."
"Uh, yeah, I knew that."
"Enough, we must be somewhere now, we're late."
Bayleef spun on the spot, meaning to disappear, but nothing happened. He spun again. Zilch. He spun around rapidly five times. Still nothing. Beside him, Rose collapsed onto the floor in dizzyness from the excessive spinning.
"Why can't I Disapparate?" he muttered to himself, sitting down to think.
Rose was still very dizzy ,and she had those swirly eyes you also see in previously mentioned sickeningly cute cartoons. She wasn't about to comment on anything quickly.
"I couldn't melt the glass, I can't Disapparate..." Bayleef thought. "There is a final test.."
He stood up and danced the Macarena. Nothing.
"NOO! I REALLY HAVE LOST MY POWERS! We're stuck in Hong Kong!"
He sank down onto the floor beside Rose and buried his head in his hands.
IS THIS THE END OF BAYLEEF? WILL ROSE EVER GET TO DRACO ISLAND? STAY TUNED!
Bayleef looked up at the ceiling and yelled: "OI! YOU WITH THE IMPRESSIVE ECHOEY VOICE! DON'T PUSH IT."
I dun own ADJL... blah blah blah...
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- Chapter One -
In a puff of purple smoke, Bayleef rematerialised in Hong Kong City. Pulling a street map from thin air (and causing a few passers by to wonder how he did that), he consulted it and found what he was looking for. Ducking into a side alley, he assumed his dragon form and flew into the night sky.
OoOoO
Millions of miles away in New York City, a door to a certain room creaked open, and a shady character walked in. Or rather stumbled in as it was very dark, save for the glow of a few monitors. He fell and hit the dark floor hard. Cussing slightly, he picked himself up and looked for what tripped him up. Pizza boxes. and Bubble bath soap. Psht, he thought. He walked over to the bank of monitors and pulled up a keyboard. He pressed a key and a screen flickered into life:
WELCOME TO THE FANFIC CONTROL CHAMBER. PLEASE ENTER PASSWORD.
He hesistated. Then leaned over they keyboard and input some characters:
> BAYLEEF RULES
ACCESS DENIED.
> BAYLEEF EATS UNDERWEAR
ACCESS DENIED. ONE TRY LEFT. AND YOU'RE DISGUSTING.
He scratched his head. Typing in one last time:
> BAYLEEF PWNS
ACCESS GRANTED. PLEASE SELECT TASK.
The figure grinned. He began to type in several commands:
> ALTER BAYLEEF'S AUTHOR POWERS
Current Author rating is 100.00%: All powerful Dragon. DO YOU WISH TO ALTER THIS VALUE?
> YES.
ENTER NEW AUTHOR POWER LEVEL.
> 0.00%
NEW AUTHOR POWER RATING IS 0.00%: Powerless weakling. APPLY CHANGES?
> YES.
The figure laughed evilly as we fade to black. By movie magic.
OoOoO
Far away in Hong Kong, Bayleef landed with a clatter outside Rose's windowsill. Rose wasn't in. Using his author powers, Bayleef melted the glass and stepped inside. Or he would have, but the only problem is, the glass refused to budge. Strange, he thought. I would be able to melt this normally. Bayleef hammered on it. Nothing. He pressed his face onto the glass and peered inside. He then saw a little label stuck to the bottom of the window. Bending down to read it:
PULL TO OPEN. NOT MEANT FOR DIMWITS.
"Uhh, I knew that," said Bayleef as he pulled open the window. Landing softly on the floor, he resumed his human form.
The door opened and the light flickered on and Rose walked in.
"EIYAAAH!!!" Rose yelled, looking at the 17 year old boy in the middle of her room. "A HAMSTER!!"
Bayleef scowled slightly. "Hasn't your teacher taught you anything about the difference between animals and humans?" he asked.
"No. we only learn math, math and math."
"You're school's evil."
"True that."
Bayleef walked towards Rose. "I'm going to tell you anyway. I am a teenager, not a hamster. Remember that."
"Okay. You're a what-a-what now?"
"Teenager."
"Green Lager?"
"TEENAGER."
"Bean maker?"
"T-E-E-N-A-G-E-R. TEENAGER. Understand?"
Rose stands confused. Then it finally dawns on her.
"OH."
"Now you get it."
"Yes, I'm such a blonde."
"Sure you are."
"But you're a blonde too, you misspelled something."
"what?"
"Teeanger's supposed to be spelt T-E-N-A-G-E-R."
"Last I looked there were two Es."
"There are."
Bayleef gave up. He grabbed her by the hand and prepared to Disapparate.
"What're you doing?" asked Rose.
"Apparition. For you, Side-Along Apparition."
"What's Alfafalfa-ition?"
"Apparition. A method of transport common among wizards in Harry Potter."
"Uh, yeah, I knew that."
"Enough, we must be somewhere now, we're late."
Bayleef spun on the spot, meaning to disappear, but nothing happened. He spun again. Zilch. He spun around rapidly five times. Still nothing. Beside him, Rose collapsed onto the floor in dizzyness from the excessive spinning.
"Why can't I Disapparate?" he muttered to himself, sitting down to think.
Rose was still very dizzy ,and she had those swirly eyes you also see in previously mentioned sickeningly cute cartoons. She wasn't about to comment on anything quickly.
"I couldn't melt the glass, I can't Disapparate..." Bayleef thought. "There is a final test.."
He stood up and danced the Macarena. Nothing.
"NOO! I REALLY HAVE LOST MY POWERS! We're stuck in Hong Kong!"
He sank down onto the floor beside Rose and buried his head in his hands.
IS THIS THE END OF BAYLEEF? WILL ROSE EVER GET TO DRACO ISLAND? STAY TUNED!
Bayleef looked up at the ceiling and yelled: "OI! YOU WITH THE IMPRESSIVE ECHOEY VOICE! DON'T PUSH IT."
- End of Chapter One -