Post by superspud234 on Mar 6, 2007 16:33:50 GMT -5
This bascially is a short story about how Jake becomes high on coffee. My friend Adele is just like this and gets high on it all the time!
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Jake and his m8s were sitting in a cafe in the middle of Paris. They were on a school trip from school. Jake was sleeping, Spud was looking at the menu, Rose was on her phone and Trixie was staring at Kyle Wilkins on the other table. A waitress came over and asked them,
"Bonjour! est-ce que je peux vous aider ?"
"errr Spud your the genius, translation?" asked Trixie.
"She said if she can help you."
"Tell her we'd like to order."
"Nous voudrions passer commande." replied Spud.
"Rose wat do ya want?" asked Trixie.
"Oh i'll tell her. Je prendrai du thé si vous plait?"
Spud and Trixie looked at her in amazment.
"You never said you learned French!!!" Exclaimed Spud.
"Well ya gotta know these things!"
"Spud tell her i'll have some lemonade." said Trixie.
" Elle prendra de un limonade. Et je prendrai du café."
Spud turned to Jake who was fast asleep on the table. He woke him up.
"What Spud?"
"Want do ya want do drink?"
"I don't know! Anything!"
"I'll order you some coffee."
"Whoa hold up there Spudinski!" said Trixie. "Last time Jake had coffee he wasn't to good!"
"Yeah but it will wake him up though. Plus I need a good laugh."
Spud turned to the waitress.
"Jake prendra du café aussi."
The waitress smiled and went to take their order. Jake by now has his head on the table. Brad came over.
"Hey losers and Rosealiscious!" Brad looked at jake. "Whats up with the loser?"
"First Brad, they're not losers. And second he's tired and get lost!" said Rose.
"Ok but I'll be back for you later baby!"
The waitress returned with the drinks. Spud thanked her and paided the bill.
"ok Jake here's ya coffee!" said Trixie handing it to him.
Jake took a sip and instantley began to wake up a bit.
"Thisisreelygood!"
"What was that Jake?" asked Rose.
"I SAID THIS WAS REELY GOOD, GODAMMIT!"
"Ok then. Somethings not right if Jake shouts at Rose." said Spud.
Brad came back over.
"Yo Rose, I've come back for you!" Jake got up and faced Brad.
"BACKOFFMYGIRL!" he shouted.
"What's a matter? Has doofus got a crush on Rose? How sweet!"
"Right!that tears it!" shouted Jake who punched Brad in the face. Brad screamed in pain. he recovered and instantly returned the punch. Soon it wasn't long until They were fighting full on. Jake fell backwards as did Brad. Spud caught jake and a male waiter caught Brad. They held the two boys back from fighting anymore.
"Ok Jake! Stop it now!" said Trixie. "You don't have to defend Rose by beating up Brad!"
"Shutyaface!" replied Jake who was still high on coffee.
Jake walked back over to Brad, but was stopped by Spud and Rose.
"Look Jake, It's nice that your defending me but your going a bit OTT!" said Rose.
"Spudinski what did i tell you! Jake + Coffee = Bad!!!!" said Trixie.
Jake broke free of Spuds grasp and ran outside.
"COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!" he screamed.
He dragoned up and flew round the Eiffel Tower 20 times before landing back down and reverting to human form.
"What, What just happened?" asked Jake.
Rose, Spud and Trixie just replied with,
"You plus coffee equals bad!!!!"
END!
Hope u like!
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Jake and his m8s were sitting in a cafe in the middle of Paris. They were on a school trip from school. Jake was sleeping, Spud was looking at the menu, Rose was on her phone and Trixie was staring at Kyle Wilkins on the other table. A waitress came over and asked them,
"Bonjour! est-ce que je peux vous aider ?"
"errr Spud your the genius, translation?" asked Trixie.
"She said if she can help you."
"Tell her we'd like to order."
"Nous voudrions passer commande." replied Spud.
"Rose wat do ya want?" asked Trixie.
"Oh i'll tell her. Je prendrai du thé si vous plait?"
Spud and Trixie looked at her in amazment.
"You never said you learned French!!!" Exclaimed Spud.
"Well ya gotta know these things!"
"Spud tell her i'll have some lemonade." said Trixie.
" Elle prendra de un limonade. Et je prendrai du café."
Spud turned to Jake who was fast asleep on the table. He woke him up.
"What Spud?"
"Want do ya want do drink?"
"I don't know! Anything!"
"I'll order you some coffee."
"Whoa hold up there Spudinski!" said Trixie. "Last time Jake had coffee he wasn't to good!"
"Yeah but it will wake him up though. Plus I need a good laugh."
Spud turned to the waitress.
"Jake prendra du café aussi."
The waitress smiled and went to take their order. Jake by now has his head on the table. Brad came over.
"Hey losers and Rosealiscious!" Brad looked at jake. "Whats up with the loser?"
"First Brad, they're not losers. And second he's tired and get lost!" said Rose.
"Ok but I'll be back for you later baby!"
The waitress returned with the drinks. Spud thanked her and paided the bill.
"ok Jake here's ya coffee!" said Trixie handing it to him.
Jake took a sip and instantley began to wake up a bit.
"Thisisreelygood!"
"What was that Jake?" asked Rose.
"I SAID THIS WAS REELY GOOD, GODAMMIT!"
"Ok then. Somethings not right if Jake shouts at Rose." said Spud.
Brad came back over.
"Yo Rose, I've come back for you!" Jake got up and faced Brad.
"BACKOFFMYGIRL!" he shouted.
"What's a matter? Has doofus got a crush on Rose? How sweet!"
"Right!that tears it!" shouted Jake who punched Brad in the face. Brad screamed in pain. he recovered and instantly returned the punch. Soon it wasn't long until They were fighting full on. Jake fell backwards as did Brad. Spud caught jake and a male waiter caught Brad. They held the two boys back from fighting anymore.
"Ok Jake! Stop it now!" said Trixie. "You don't have to defend Rose by beating up Brad!"
"Shutyaface!" replied Jake who was still high on coffee.
Jake walked back over to Brad, but was stopped by Spud and Rose.
"Look Jake, It's nice that your defending me but your going a bit OTT!" said Rose.
"Spudinski what did i tell you! Jake + Coffee = Bad!!!!" said Trixie.
Jake broke free of Spuds grasp and ran outside.
"COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!" he screamed.
He dragoned up and flew round the Eiffel Tower 20 times before landing back down and reverting to human form.
"What, What just happened?" asked Jake.
Rose, Spud and Trixie just replied with,
"You plus coffee equals bad!!!!"
END!
Hope u like!