Post by Chaos on Dec 6, 2008 0:34:00 GMT -5
So here's an interview. Starring Shade, Florence, and Interviewer. Yes, that's his name. Joseph Paul Interviewer
Interviewer: Hello, Shade and Florence.
Both: Hi.
Interviewer: Let's get the interview started, shall we? Now, Christmas is at the end of this month, and it's said that it's both of your favorite holidays. Why?
Shade: Well I like it because I get to spend time with my friends and family. I also get to steal a few good kisses from Florence under the mistletoe.
Interviewer: Aw. And you, Florence?
Florence: I like giving people gifts and it's very close to the start of winter. About gifts... I really like giving Shade gifts like... zit cream... chapstick... all that.
Interviewer: Hahaha! How sweet, how sweet. Now, Florence, you've probably heard about Elaine's alleged flirtations with Shade. Did you ever think, "I'll give her a slap"?
Florence: *laughing* Just a little one. *ushers small hitting motion*
Interviewer: Yeah, nonchalantly. Like you kick the cat. *ushering same motion*
Florence: *rubbing head* I need some Tylenol, seriously, I've got a massive headache.
Shade: I never get headaches.
Interviewer: *laughing* Shade never gets headaches, why is that?
Shade: No, I never get them. I sometimes get a pain in my head which clears up after some time.
All: *laughter*
Interviewer: Anyway, about Elaine, yeah. I do like her, and don't mean her no harm, but she has got a forehead like a cling-on taking a sh*t.
Florence: *hard laughter*
Interviewer: Carrying on... erm, Florence, don't you think killing your step-dad was a bit... bad? Would you do it again if you could?
Florence: It wasn't pre-meditated, I just did it, so I can't say.
Shade: I'm not one to be a downer, but didn't you say to almost everyone that you'd "Do anything to kill him"?
Florence: No, no, it was like pre-meditated like two seconds before I was going to do it.
Interviewer: That's pre-meditiation.
Florence: *laughing* Is it?
All: *laughing*
Interviewer: Shade, do you think Florence's a bit*h for certain things she's done?
Shade: No, she's not a bit*h, she's a good girl.
Interviewer: That's the correct answer.
Florence: *laughing*
Shade: She's my bitch!
Interviewer: *laughing as he repeats* She's my bitch...
Florence: *mouth open and pointing at Shade*
Interviewer: I read that, obviously, you're into Shade, but you wouldn't take him home.
Florence: No, I never said that. *laughing* You read it, it's not true.
Interviewer: *to Shade* Have you been to her place yet?
Shade: Not yet, no.
Interviewer: Alright.
All: *laughter*
Interviewer: Well, that's all the time we have for now. Join us again later, bye bye.
Short, yeah, but I just wanted to do some random thing to add to my fan-fic section. XD
Interviewer: Hello, Shade and Florence.
Both: Hi.
Interviewer: Let's get the interview started, shall we? Now, Christmas is at the end of this month, and it's said that it's both of your favorite holidays. Why?
Shade: Well I like it because I get to spend time with my friends and family. I also get to steal a few good kisses from Florence under the mistletoe.
Interviewer: Aw. And you, Florence?
Florence: I like giving people gifts and it's very close to the start of winter. About gifts... I really like giving Shade gifts like... zit cream... chapstick... all that.
Interviewer: Hahaha! How sweet, how sweet. Now, Florence, you've probably heard about Elaine's alleged flirtations with Shade. Did you ever think, "I'll give her a slap"?
Florence: *laughing* Just a little one. *ushers small hitting motion*
Interviewer: Yeah, nonchalantly. Like you kick the cat. *ushering same motion*
Florence: *rubbing head* I need some Tylenol, seriously, I've got a massive headache.
Shade: I never get headaches.
Interviewer: *laughing* Shade never gets headaches, why is that?
Shade: No, I never get them. I sometimes get a pain in my head which clears up after some time.
All: *laughter*
Interviewer: Anyway, about Elaine, yeah. I do like her, and don't mean her no harm, but she has got a forehead like a cling-on taking a sh*t.
Florence: *hard laughter*
Interviewer: Carrying on... erm, Florence, don't you think killing your step-dad was a bit... bad? Would you do it again if you could?
Florence: It wasn't pre-meditated, I just did it, so I can't say.
Shade: I'm not one to be a downer, but didn't you say to almost everyone that you'd "Do anything to kill him"?
Florence: No, no, it was like pre-meditated like two seconds before I was going to do it.
Interviewer: That's pre-meditiation.
Florence: *laughing* Is it?
All: *laughing*
Interviewer: Shade, do you think Florence's a bit*h for certain things she's done?
Shade: No, she's not a bit*h, she's a good girl.
Interviewer: That's the correct answer.
Florence: *laughing*
Shade: She's my bitch!
Interviewer: *laughing as he repeats* She's my bitch...
Florence: *mouth open and pointing at Shade*
Interviewer: I read that, obviously, you're into Shade, but you wouldn't take him home.
Florence: No, I never said that. *laughing* You read it, it's not true.
Interviewer: *to Shade* Have you been to her place yet?
Shade: Not yet, no.
Interviewer: Alright.
All: *laughter*
Interviewer: Well, that's all the time we have for now. Join us again later, bye bye.
Short, yeah, but I just wanted to do some random thing to add to my fan-fic section. XD