Post by riin on Aug 28, 2006 16:39:55 GMT -5
I decided to post random nonsense pertaining to my story, Dragon Saga. ><
Dear diary,
It’s me, Goshiin. I like to sit on my throne all day and plot to seize my brother, Pilot. My first attempt to capture Pilot failed… why must I be so stupid? I just can’t tackle to the ground… think tactical! He has eyes on the back of his head; HE’S A COWARD! I’ll bring him down, I know I will. He’s big and wears a goofy jacket. Will I ever get a goofy jacket? Wait, I hate him… and that would make me a copycat…
Hate my bro,
Goshiin
Dear diary,
Hi, it’s me again, only this time, I got Pilot! I had a random guy in black (heh heh, my henchmen) shoot him with a shotgun pointblank in the back. (pretty cool) Then, they left a dastardly note to lure his partner into my lair! Pretty soon I’ll- …wait a minute.
Ok, back. I just got stabbed in the side with a spear and didn’t notice it.
Falling unconscious,
Goshiin
Dear diary who’s name is Phillip,
I like flowers, but I can’t see them anymore. Know why? I got a dumb kid as my partner. (maybe in this time I can work on my chatroom lingo so my friends online won’t be embarrassed to hang with me) The problem with him is: he has tooth decay! What are they feeding kids these days?
Working on my chat slang and pondering what kids are fed,
Goshiin
Dear Phillip VII,
Some dumb red dragon stole my stall in the bathroom. I was all like, “LOL! Yur jk’in meh, cha?”
…he wasn’t.
He mocked me in front of all the big, strong dragons (which I am… I think). He also revealed he was BigBoy123 who always makes fun of me online! I was trying to be all “^_^” with him, but instead he was all like “O.o;” with meh. Why must I always be tortured by meanies?
Getting revenge,
Goshiin (I need a nickname or something)
Dear Phillip VIII,
Your bro, Phillip VII has passed away. He was a good diary… but now I got one with a lock. I got this cool, small key that is TEH COOLNESS! (I love that phrase) And finally, I got revenge on that dragon! He was walking down the hall and I was all like “>” and when I got him back, he was all like “><“. I told him this, “Hey, I know that you flame on forums, and I’m tellin’ the admins!”
…it worked.
Love myself,
Manly Goshman
Dear Phillip VIII,
I think this blue dragon likes me. Her name is Sarah, BUT, does she have an affair with a certain pestering kid? Maybe I like her? No, I can’t let anyone see this diary! What if someone finds out my love of Sarah? Oh no! I wrote it down on paper! Oh well…
I love her <3,
Manly Goshman
and that's it for now. I got more if you REALLY want it. Sorry for the randomness. O.o;
Dear diary,
It’s me, Goshiin. I like to sit on my throne all day and plot to seize my brother, Pilot. My first attempt to capture Pilot failed… why must I be so stupid? I just can’t tackle to the ground… think tactical! He has eyes on the back of his head; HE’S A COWARD! I’ll bring him down, I know I will. He’s big and wears a goofy jacket. Will I ever get a goofy jacket? Wait, I hate him… and that would make me a copycat…
Hate my bro,
Goshiin
Dear diary,
Hi, it’s me again, only this time, I got Pilot! I had a random guy in black (heh heh, my henchmen) shoot him with a shotgun pointblank in the back. (pretty cool) Then, they left a dastardly note to lure his partner into my lair! Pretty soon I’ll- …wait a minute.
Ok, back. I just got stabbed in the side with a spear and didn’t notice it.
Falling unconscious,
Goshiin
Dear diary who’s name is Phillip,
I like flowers, but I can’t see them anymore. Know why? I got a dumb kid as my partner. (maybe in this time I can work on my chatroom lingo so my friends online won’t be embarrassed to hang with me) The problem with him is: he has tooth decay! What are they feeding kids these days?
Working on my chat slang and pondering what kids are fed,
Goshiin
Dear Phillip VII,
Some dumb red dragon stole my stall in the bathroom. I was all like, “LOL! Yur jk’in meh, cha?”
…he wasn’t.
He mocked me in front of all the big, strong dragons (which I am… I think). He also revealed he was BigBoy123 who always makes fun of me online! I was trying to be all “^_^” with him, but instead he was all like “O.o;” with meh. Why must I always be tortured by meanies?
Getting revenge,
Goshiin (I need a nickname or something)
Dear Phillip VIII,
Your bro, Phillip VII has passed away. He was a good diary… but now I got one with a lock. I got this cool, small key that is TEH COOLNESS! (I love that phrase) And finally, I got revenge on that dragon! He was walking down the hall and I was all like “>” and when I got him back, he was all like “><“. I told him this, “Hey, I know that you flame on forums, and I’m tellin’ the admins!”
…it worked.
Love myself,
Manly Goshman
Dear Phillip VIII,
I think this blue dragon likes me. Her name is Sarah, BUT, does she have an affair with a certain pestering kid? Maybe I like her? No, I can’t let anyone see this diary! What if someone finds out my love of Sarah? Oh no! I wrote it down on paper! Oh well…
I love her <3,
Manly Goshman
and that's it for now. I got more if you REALLY want it. Sorry for the randomness. O.o;