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Post by Chaos on Oct 5, 2006 23:55:47 GMT -5
Yeah, here's my Halloween tingamabober. ^^ It's short right now, and the prologue is narrated by Shade. XP
Prologue: You Wanna Know A Story? (Shade Narrated)
So, you want to know a Halloween story from Halloweens past? Well, what about 2? Or 6? Maybe even 100! Wait, no.... no.... Ok, here's some stories. BWAHAHA!!! I hope you enjoy the evil spookness and the shortness of this chapter I'm explaining. Now, you'd better be hyped, or you SHALL be pressure pointed. I shall also warn you now.... Uhm, oh yeah! The final story is sad, and deals a little with my death in Time After Time. Having fun already and still crying from that fan-fic? I know you are, you hate Ewan for writing drama, eh? Whatev. Oh my, I'm starting a conversation. Eheh... Okie, well I'm off to prepare the stories. Now, bye bye. LEAVE! And, uh, read Time After Time, cuz I said. Also, I might add other people's Halloween stories ash well. YEEAAAHHHH....... I'm gonna go kissey Florence now. Oh wait, I'm a spirit and can't do that anymore, silly meh! XP Yeah, sorreh for making you probably cry... Even.... Harder. Eh, you'll live. Bye now.
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Post by ADJLFanatic on Oct 6, 2006 0:01:49 GMT -5
NO I WON'T. Come back Shaaade! Eeeviiiil! XD Yeah, and I do blame Ewan for writing such drama. >_>
This oughta be good! Update soon!
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Post by Chaos on Oct 7, 2006 1:45:42 GMT -5
Yush...... .YOU CAN'T TAKE HIS DEATH! XP Mkay, here's the first story.
Chapter/Story 1: I Don't Make Monkeys
Toph was boredly walking around the elven wood streets.
"Sheesh, since when did Halloween morning turn so boring?" Toph asked herself, stomping her foot and senidng up a rock slab and throwing it at a tree, which barely did much.
"Hey, blind bit-" Called out a elven boy to Toph, being cut of when realizing Toph had a rock block risen up. "Um yeah...." Toph grinned and dropped the rock.
"What do you want, Joey?" Angrily asked Toph, looking in his direction. Two other elves were with him, arms crossed.
"Just came over to see what a fun friend was going to be for Halloween." Joey said, smirking and now crossing his arms, laughing evily a little. His lackeys also started to snicker.
"None of your beeswax, stupid elves. Now go away!" Toph screeched, raising her hands and sinking under the earthy ground and away.
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On Halloween night, a few witches nearby the forst were brewing up a strange potion in a cauldron.
"Keekeeekkeeee!" One of the witches evily muttered.
"Yes, our elixer will definitely be of a perfect outfit for those who want it, but at a price!" Another witched groaned, laughing a little.
"Quite, then.... We will become very rich!" The final of the three witches explained, stirring the elixer with a wooden stick. They all had humps and one of them groaned.
"Oh, woah! My back aches of a thousand many..... elves." She muttered, knocking over the elixer, it starting to fly up and leave the window.
"Foolish witch!" The last of the witches yelled, smacking the witch who knocked over the cauldron with the wooden spoon she used to stir the elixer that had just left.
"After that potion!!! The first talking witch screeched, all of them getting on brrom stick and flying out seperate windows.
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Toph, dressed as a spider, was walking downthe lane, reaching up with Joey and his crew, all of them dressed as vampires.
"Hey, snot. What's with that costume?" Joey asked, grinning and evily lloking at Toph, who just angrily looked at him.
"Why don't you just shut your bloody mouth, Dracula faker?" Toph angrily asked, stomping her feet in anger, her earth power making cracks everywhere she had stepped.
"Then why don't you make me!?" Joey asked, starting to walk over like he was about to fight Toph.
"I don't make monkeys, I train them!" Replied an ignorant Toph, as the potion from the witches' home smacked on all of them, but Toph, turnign them into monkeys.
"OOOooooOOOO!!!" One of Joey's lackeys howled out.
"Well, I guess I do make monkeys and I'll have to train them." Toph groaned, sighing and grabbing them all, speeding down the street. The witches on their brroms just went down as they left.
"I can see the trail of our potions were here. They must've hit three elves and turned them into monkeys, but they need to pay!" A witch screamed out, speeding on her broomstick with the other witches, following Toph and the monkeys.
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Once cornored, Toph covered the mnkeys behind her and watched the witches appearing and glaring at her.
"That must be why Joey and the others turned into monkeys, you had a potion!" Toph accused loudly, pointing at them. They all laughed a little.
"Yes, but if they want that good of a Halloween costume, they must pay for it!" A witch yelled out, holding out her hand.
"You want money? Ok then!" Toph yelled, raising three large rocks that smacked all three witches at the same time, and sending them flying very, very far into the air and away.
"AHHH!!!" They all yelled, vanishing. Toph then turned back to the three odd acting monkeys, grinning.
"This is an improvement! I know it'll wear off, but I need to get my camera!" Toph yelled, grabbing all their arms and running her her house, laughing very hard on her way there.
((((THE END))))
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Sho, how was it? XP It was SUPPOSED to be funneh. Eh, that's all I gots to say.
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Post by ADJLFanatic on Oct 7, 2006 1:56:31 GMT -5
Humorific... Mwahahaha. XD Yay for Humoreen! :fup:
Haha, I really liked it. It was sho pwners. XP Update soooooon!!
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Post by dreamcatcher on Nov 4, 2006 16:00:38 GMT -5
AWESOME!!!!
I don't know why but when I read this I thought about chicken.XD
UPDATE SOON!!!
COME MY CHICKENS OF THE NIGHT!!!
CHICKENS? wtf? XD
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