Post by dreamcatcher on Jan 6, 2007 16:39:44 GMT -5
i got bored so i wrote this
I know it is short and a bit crappy but it is funny XD
I don't own ADJL
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Jake-(to Nerk) You go! I got tall dark and ugly!
Dark Dragon- Wahahaa you certainly are amusing. ROOOOOOAR!!!! WHAT SAY YOU NOW!!!
Jake- I say…....Yo Mama is so fat the highway patrol made her wear a 'Caution! Wide Turn' sign!
Dark Dragon- OH NO YOU DIDN”T!!! Yo Mama is so stupid she spent 20 minutes staring at the orange juice carton because it said "Concentrate"!
Jake- OH SO THAT IS HOW IT IS!!! Yo Mamma’s are so glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
Dark Dragon- Well….Yo Mama is so fat when she backs up she beeps. * snaps Z formation* TAKE THAT!
Jake- IS THAT THE BEST YOU COULD DO?! Yo Mama is so fat I ran around her twice and got lost.
Dark Dragon- ALRIGHT SAY GOOD BY AMERICAN DRAGON!!!
Jake- OMG LOOK A DISTRACTION!
Dark Dragon- WHERE!!
DUH DUH DUH DUH!!! BATMAN!!!!
Jake- *talking to the author* WRONG STORY!!
Me- LOOK I CAN DO WHAT EVER I WANT!! I can make you where a sundress on fire in the middle of the ocean with snakes in your bra!
Jake- If I’m under water how could there be fire???
Me- YOU KNOW WHAT?!........ SHUT UP!
Jake- *mumbles* nice comeback Einstein
Me- * throws shoe at jake* I HEARD THAT!!
Back to the story………….
Batman- Don’t worry Jake! I SHALL SAVE YOU!!!!
Suddenly, a giant flying pig crashed through the ceiling and killed batman!
FINALLY….. Nerk comes and shoots fire balls at the Dark
Dragon…. Blah blah blah.. they escape…. Blah blahblah
Me- you know what?....... I don’t like this ending….. LETS TRY THE SCOOBY-DOO ONE!!!!
Jake- OMG LOOK!! A DISTRACTION!!!
Dark Dragon- WHERE?!
A net comes down and traps the dark dragon.
Velma- JINKKES!! IT WORKED!!!
Scooby- wight wro!
Jake- * walks over to Dark Dragon* Now lets see who you really are! * takes off DD’s mask*
Scooby gang/ Jake- MR.ROTWOOD?!?!?
Velma- OF COURSE!! Mr. Rotwood wanted to get revenge after they fired him from the Science institute. He blamed it on the all magical creatures, so he wanted to kill all of them. Also, they didn’t let him have donuts at lunch.
Mr.Rotwood- ( being carried away by dragon guards) I WOULD HAVE GOTTIN AWAY ZWITH ZIT IF ZIT WAZN’T FOR ZOU MEDDLING KIDZ!!!
Nerk- now that thats over with, RACE YOU TO THE FINISH!
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I wrote this really fast so it is crappy XD
I know it is short and a bit crappy but it is funny XD
I don't own ADJL
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Jake-(to Nerk) You go! I got tall dark and ugly!
Dark Dragon- Wahahaa you certainly are amusing. ROOOOOOAR!!!! WHAT SAY YOU NOW!!!
Jake- I say…....Yo Mama is so fat the highway patrol made her wear a 'Caution! Wide Turn' sign!
Dark Dragon- OH NO YOU DIDN”T!!! Yo Mama is so stupid she spent 20 minutes staring at the orange juice carton because it said "Concentrate"!
Jake- OH SO THAT IS HOW IT IS!!! Yo Mamma’s are so glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
Dark Dragon- Well….Yo Mama is so fat when she backs up she beeps. * snaps Z formation* TAKE THAT!
Jake- IS THAT THE BEST YOU COULD DO?! Yo Mama is so fat I ran around her twice and got lost.
Dark Dragon- ALRIGHT SAY GOOD BY AMERICAN DRAGON!!!
Jake- OMG LOOK A DISTRACTION!
Dark Dragon- WHERE!!
DUH DUH DUH DUH!!! BATMAN!!!!
Jake- *talking to the author* WRONG STORY!!
Me- LOOK I CAN DO WHAT EVER I WANT!! I can make you where a sundress on fire in the middle of the ocean with snakes in your bra!
Jake- If I’m under water how could there be fire???
Me- YOU KNOW WHAT?!........ SHUT UP!
Jake- *mumbles* nice comeback Einstein
Me- * throws shoe at jake* I HEARD THAT!!
Back to the story………….
Batman- Don’t worry Jake! I SHALL SAVE YOU!!!!
Suddenly, a giant flying pig crashed through the ceiling and killed batman!
FINALLY….. Nerk comes and shoots fire balls at the Dark
Dragon…. Blah blah blah.. they escape…. Blah blahblah
Me- you know what?....... I don’t like this ending….. LETS TRY THE SCOOBY-DOO ONE!!!!
Jake- OMG LOOK!! A DISTRACTION!!!
Dark Dragon- WHERE?!
A net comes down and traps the dark dragon.
Velma- JINKKES!! IT WORKED!!!
Scooby- wight wro!
Jake- * walks over to Dark Dragon* Now lets see who you really are! * takes off DD’s mask*
Scooby gang/ Jake- MR.ROTWOOD?!?!?
Velma- OF COURSE!! Mr. Rotwood wanted to get revenge after they fired him from the Science institute. He blamed it on the all magical creatures, so he wanted to kill all of them. Also, they didn’t let him have donuts at lunch.
Mr.Rotwood- ( being carried away by dragon guards) I WOULD HAVE GOTTIN AWAY ZWITH ZIT IF ZIT WAZN’T FOR ZOU MEDDLING KIDZ!!!
Nerk- now that thats over with, RACE YOU TO THE FINISH!
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I wrote this really fast so it is crappy XD