Post by dragon.up.resource on Apr 11, 2007 2:14:28 GMT -5
Erm, MSN convos with Ash always gives me mad ideas, this ish one of them. XD As usual i don't own adjl and the rest. XD
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Setting:
AFTER HOMECOMING, WHEN JAKE FLIES OFF FROM THE PANTHEON BUILDING
Jake was in tears as he soared over the rooftops. Why did it have to go down this way? The pain, it was welling up inside him too much to comprehend, it was as though flaming hot knives were piercing his heart, rending holes in it. Better enjoy the descriptive writing as much as you can cos there won't be any more of that crap in this story. XD
Looking below, he spots a familiar rooftop. Rose's house, he thought. Landing with a soft thump on the grass outside her house, he looked at its facade. Dark, and empty. He moved forward and pushed the door. Stuck. He hammered on it. Still stuck. He pounded it. Nope. He licked it.
It swung open. Jake peered inside, while furiously wiping his tongue with a tissue he got out of thin air. Pitch black.
"Eye of the dragon."
The room swam into view. He stepped over the threshold and closed the door behind him. Her house was large. It had three floors and a jacuzzi complete with sauna.
"WTF? Rose had a jacuzzi and didn't invite me to go hot tubbing with her? I'm so going to ask her to include me next time."
As he turned to go out of the room, he heard a bubbling behind him. The jacuzzi was on.
"BOOYAH!" Jake yelled and jumped in.
"Hey watch it!" a voice said.
"Who's there?"
"Me." A tall, muscular and tanned guy walked out of the shadows and came to the jacuzzi.
"Who're you?"
"I'm the author. Call me Bayleef."
"Bayleef? That's a stupid.."
Before he could finish his sentence, Bayleef turned his ears into pumpkins.
"I'm sorry, did you say anything?"
"No."
"Much better."
Jake got out of the tub and stared at Bayleef.
"What are you doing here in my girl's house anyway?"
"I'm the author, I go where I wish."
"I get that... but why name yourself Bayleef?"
"Haven't you heard of Pokemon you dimwit?"
"Uhhhhhhhhhh.... no."
"You HAVE been living under a rock."
"What's a Pokemon?"
"Nothing that concerns you now. Come, we must be somewhere else."
"Waait.. I still wanna hot tub!"
Bayleef ignored him and grabbed him by the arm and they Disapparated. Rematerilising in Rose's bedroom, Jake stumbled and fell flat on his face.
"What the heck was that?" He enquired quite conversationally from the floor, where he was lying.
"Apparition." Bayleef replied, just as coolly.
Jake got up and dusted himself off. He felt his huge pumpkin ears, at the same time wondering how he could keep his head upright with the added weight.
"Can't you get rid of these pumpkins?"
"No. I think they suit you. Now can you hurry up, I've got an appointment with Professor Dumbledore at ten later."
"What am I supposed to be doing here?"
"That."
Bayleef pointed to a chest of drawers in the corner of the room.
"BOOYAH! Rose's drawers!" Jake yelled in glee and rushed over.
He opened the first drawer. Nothing but her school things. Second drawer. Clothes.
"Hey.. this top's pretty cute!" Jake exclaimed, as he tugged a lace covered pink shirt out of the second drawer.
"Um, Jake, I don't think anyone in their right minds would wear THIS much lace." Bayleef replied.
"I don't care, it's cute and if Rose doesn't want to wear it, I do." He promptly stowed it away in his pocket and kept searching.
On the third drawer, there was nothing but a small box with a red button on it. The two eyed it carefully.
"Bomb?" Bayleef offered.
"Rose keeps bombs?"
"Maybe. That's why you shouldn't pres..."
Too late. Jake had pressed the button and a loud beeping filled the room.
"It's gonna blow!" Bayleef yelled. "Find cover!"
Bayleef promptly assumed his dragon form and folded his wings over his body, creating a makeshift bomb shield. Jake, meanwhile, was still staring at the beeping device.
"Get over here you nincompoop!" Bayleef hissed from under his wings.
"Ehehehhe.... Pretty beeping.." Jake said, with a sloppy grin on his face.
"I warned him." Bayleef said to himself and prepared for the blast.
BOOM. The container blew apart. Jake stood there with his face covered with black ash from the remains of the box as the Dark Dragon stepped out of it.
"THE DARK DRAGON! RUN!!!!!!!!!" Jake shrieked and ran about in circles.
Meanwhile, Bayleef was standing up. Both of them ignoring Jake, they spoke.
"What is this? Another dragon?" The Dark Dragon sneered.
"Yes. I don't have time for you. Get out of my way." Bayleef snapped.
"HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT INSOLENT FOOL!" the Dark Dragon roared. "Do you not know who I am?"
"I do, but I don't care right now."
The Dark Dragon roared in anger. "How dare you insult me?"
"I repeat: DON'T. CARE."
The Dark Dragon roared again and reared back to toast Bayleef with flames. Bayleef was too fast for him. With a loud kung-fu like yell, Bayleef flew up and connected his foot to the DD's kisser. Clutching his mouth in agony, the DD stumbled backwards and fell down the set of stairs.
"ARRRRRRRGGH!!!!" he yelled and was gone.
Jake was still running about in circles.
"OMFG ITS THE DD RUN!!! OMFG WTF IT'S THE DD!!!"
"Calm down you nitwit, he's gone." Bayleef said calmly.
"oh? he is?" Jake stopped promptly. "One question though..."
"If you must," Bayleef sighed.
"Why do we call him DD?"
"Beats me."
"DD stands for Dumb Doofus. Or Dirty Dishwasher. Or Dead Diggers. Or Prune Juice." Jake said, laughing his head off.
"Prune juice? How'd you work that one out?"
"Duh. Prune Juice is the un abbreviated form of DD."
"But prune juice when abbreviated becomes PJ."
"My spelling sucks, so sue me. Anyway, PJ stands for Peanut Butter and Jelly Day." Jake said, as he fell down and rolled about on the floor laughing.
Bayleef gave up. Pointing to the drawers, he nudged Jake.
"One more to go. Do the honors?"
"Gladly."
Jake yanked open the drawer and his eyes grew very big and round, like you see in those sickeningly cute cartoons.
"We.. struck gold!" Jake yelled.
He reached his hands inside the drawer and yanked out.... a G-string.
"Rose wears G-strings?" Bayleef said conversationally.
"I didn't know that either." Jake said, as he pulled more out. "They're ALL G-strings, WTF."
It was true. The entire drawer was filled with G-strings. Jake stared at Bayleef accusatingly.
"You wrote this story, so why did you fill Rose's underwear drawers with G-strings?
"I do what I want. And to demonstrate my power in this story, I'm going to make YOU do something."
Bayleef proceeded out of the room and headed next door into the Fan Fic Control Chamber. Pulling up a keyboard, he typed in some commands. On a monitor, he saw Jake begin to pull all the G-strings out, and try each of them on.
"Gotcha." Bayleef smiled. He exited the Chamber and went back into Rose's room, where Jake was trying them on.
"See what i can make you do Jake?" Bayleef enquired. "I am all powerful in this story."
Jake was gleefully pulling on all of Rose's underwear. At the same time.
"I'll get you for this Bayleef," he said in what was supposed to be an angry voice, but he couldn't manage angry as Bayleef had forced him to be happy when trying on Rose's underwear.
Bayleef fell upon the floor and laughed himself silly as he watched Jake wear all the underwear at the same time.
"G-strings aint that bad huh Jake?" He said in between bursts of laughter.
Jake was done pulling them on. He looked exceptionally stupid now.
"To think you'll be forced to go to school like this tomorrow.." Bayleef roared with laughter as he Disapparated.
Jake looked down at himself.
"Rose is not going to like this."
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Setting:
AFTER HOMECOMING, WHEN JAKE FLIES OFF FROM THE PANTHEON BUILDING
Jake was in tears as he soared over the rooftops. Why did it have to go down this way? The pain, it was welling up inside him too much to comprehend, it was as though flaming hot knives were piercing his heart, rending holes in it. Better enjoy the descriptive writing as much as you can cos there won't be any more of that crap in this story. XD
Looking below, he spots a familiar rooftop. Rose's house, he thought. Landing with a soft thump on the grass outside her house, he looked at its facade. Dark, and empty. He moved forward and pushed the door. Stuck. He hammered on it. Still stuck. He pounded it. Nope. He licked it.
It swung open. Jake peered inside, while furiously wiping his tongue with a tissue he got out of thin air. Pitch black.
"Eye of the dragon."
The room swam into view. He stepped over the threshold and closed the door behind him. Her house was large. It had three floors and a jacuzzi complete with sauna.
"WTF? Rose had a jacuzzi and didn't invite me to go hot tubbing with her? I'm so going to ask her to include me next time."
As he turned to go out of the room, he heard a bubbling behind him. The jacuzzi was on.
"BOOYAH!" Jake yelled and jumped in.
"Hey watch it!" a voice said.
"Who's there?"
"Me." A tall, muscular and tanned guy walked out of the shadows and came to the jacuzzi.
"Who're you?"
"I'm the author. Call me Bayleef."
"Bayleef? That's a stupid.."
Before he could finish his sentence, Bayleef turned his ears into pumpkins.
"I'm sorry, did you say anything?"
"No."
"Much better."
Jake got out of the tub and stared at Bayleef.
"What are you doing here in my girl's house anyway?"
"I'm the author, I go where I wish."
"I get that... but why name yourself Bayleef?"
"Haven't you heard of Pokemon you dimwit?"
"Uhhhhhhhhhh.... no."
"You HAVE been living under a rock."
"What's a Pokemon?"
"Nothing that concerns you now. Come, we must be somewhere else."
"Waait.. I still wanna hot tub!"
Bayleef ignored him and grabbed him by the arm and they Disapparated. Rematerilising in Rose's bedroom, Jake stumbled and fell flat on his face.
"What the heck was that?" He enquired quite conversationally from the floor, where he was lying.
"Apparition." Bayleef replied, just as coolly.
Jake got up and dusted himself off. He felt his huge pumpkin ears, at the same time wondering how he could keep his head upright with the added weight.
"Can't you get rid of these pumpkins?"
"No. I think they suit you. Now can you hurry up, I've got an appointment with Professor Dumbledore at ten later."
"What am I supposed to be doing here?"
"That."
Bayleef pointed to a chest of drawers in the corner of the room.
"BOOYAH! Rose's drawers!" Jake yelled in glee and rushed over.
He opened the first drawer. Nothing but her school things. Second drawer. Clothes.
"Hey.. this top's pretty cute!" Jake exclaimed, as he tugged a lace covered pink shirt out of the second drawer.
"Um, Jake, I don't think anyone in their right minds would wear THIS much lace." Bayleef replied.
"I don't care, it's cute and if Rose doesn't want to wear it, I do." He promptly stowed it away in his pocket and kept searching.
On the third drawer, there was nothing but a small box with a red button on it. The two eyed it carefully.
"Bomb?" Bayleef offered.
"Rose keeps bombs?"
"Maybe. That's why you shouldn't pres..."
Too late. Jake had pressed the button and a loud beeping filled the room.
"It's gonna blow!" Bayleef yelled. "Find cover!"
Bayleef promptly assumed his dragon form and folded his wings over his body, creating a makeshift bomb shield. Jake, meanwhile, was still staring at the beeping device.
"Get over here you nincompoop!" Bayleef hissed from under his wings.
"Ehehehhe.... Pretty beeping.." Jake said, with a sloppy grin on his face.
"I warned him." Bayleef said to himself and prepared for the blast.
BOOM. The container blew apart. Jake stood there with his face covered with black ash from the remains of the box as the Dark Dragon stepped out of it.
"THE DARK DRAGON! RUN!!!!!!!!!" Jake shrieked and ran about in circles.
Meanwhile, Bayleef was standing up. Both of them ignoring Jake, they spoke.
"What is this? Another dragon?" The Dark Dragon sneered.
"Yes. I don't have time for you. Get out of my way." Bayleef snapped.
"HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT INSOLENT FOOL!" the Dark Dragon roared. "Do you not know who I am?"
"I do, but I don't care right now."
The Dark Dragon roared in anger. "How dare you insult me?"
"I repeat: DON'T. CARE."
The Dark Dragon roared again and reared back to toast Bayleef with flames. Bayleef was too fast for him. With a loud kung-fu like yell, Bayleef flew up and connected his foot to the DD's kisser. Clutching his mouth in agony, the DD stumbled backwards and fell down the set of stairs.
"ARRRRRRRGGH!!!!" he yelled and was gone.
Jake was still running about in circles.
"OMFG ITS THE DD RUN!!! OMFG WTF IT'S THE DD!!!"
"Calm down you nitwit, he's gone." Bayleef said calmly.
"oh? he is?" Jake stopped promptly. "One question though..."
"If you must," Bayleef sighed.
"Why do we call him DD?"
"Beats me."
"DD stands for Dumb Doofus. Or Dirty Dishwasher. Or Dead Diggers. Or Prune Juice." Jake said, laughing his head off.
"Prune juice? How'd you work that one out?"
"Duh. Prune Juice is the un abbreviated form of DD."
"But prune juice when abbreviated becomes PJ."
"My spelling sucks, so sue me. Anyway, PJ stands for Peanut Butter and Jelly Day." Jake said, as he fell down and rolled about on the floor laughing.
Bayleef gave up. Pointing to the drawers, he nudged Jake.
"One more to go. Do the honors?"
"Gladly."
Jake yanked open the drawer and his eyes grew very big and round, like you see in those sickeningly cute cartoons.
"We.. struck gold!" Jake yelled.
He reached his hands inside the drawer and yanked out.... a G-string.
"Rose wears G-strings?" Bayleef said conversationally.
"I didn't know that either." Jake said, as he pulled more out. "They're ALL G-strings, WTF."
It was true. The entire drawer was filled with G-strings. Jake stared at Bayleef accusatingly.
"You wrote this story, so why did you fill Rose's underwear drawers with G-strings?
"I do what I want. And to demonstrate my power in this story, I'm going to make YOU do something."
Bayleef proceeded out of the room and headed next door into the Fan Fic Control Chamber. Pulling up a keyboard, he typed in some commands. On a monitor, he saw Jake begin to pull all the G-strings out, and try each of them on.
"Gotcha." Bayleef smiled. He exited the Chamber and went back into Rose's room, where Jake was trying them on.
"See what i can make you do Jake?" Bayleef enquired. "I am all powerful in this story."
Jake was gleefully pulling on all of Rose's underwear. At the same time.
"I'll get you for this Bayleef," he said in what was supposed to be an angry voice, but he couldn't manage angry as Bayleef had forced him to be happy when trying on Rose's underwear.
Bayleef fell upon the floor and laughed himself silly as he watched Jake wear all the underwear at the same time.
"G-strings aint that bad huh Jake?" He said in between bursts of laughter.
Jake was done pulling them on. He looked exceptionally stupid now.
"To think you'll be forced to go to school like this tomorrow.." Bayleef roared with laughter as he Disapparated.
Jake looked down at himself.
"Rose is not going to like this."
- END -