Know your stars!

[huntsrose]

Rofl! I got this crazy idea from All That! It's not really a crossover so I won't put it in the crossover section.

Announcer: Know your stars! This is Jake Long.
Jake: Hi.
Announcer: His favorite sport is scab-collecting.
Jake: Wait, did you just say "scab-collecting"? Yuck!
Announcer: He collects nasty old skulls.
Jake: Ok, technically I do, but they're not real.
Announcer: His favorite nickname is Bob.
Jake: Bob? What kinda name is that?
Announcer: I don't know. It's your nickname! Not mine!
Jake: No it's not!
Announcer: I'm sorry Bob.
Jake: Fool! My name ain't Bob!
Announcer: His favorite song is "Barbie Girl".
Jake: Say what?!
Announcer: And now you know Jake Long. Or should I say Bob?
Jake: They know nothing about me! You told them lies!
Announcer: Good bye!
Jake: No I'm not leaving until you tell them the truth.
Announcer: GET OUT!

[huntsrose]

Ok, I'm still bored so I'm going to update.

Announcer: Know your stars! Meet Trixie Carter.
Trixie: Yo!
Announcer: She likes to sing in the shower.
Trixie: How do you know?
Announcer: Um...research?
Trixie: Yeah right.
Announcer: Her favorite hobbie is crouton harvesting.
Trixie: Crouton harvesting?
Announcer: She likes to eat people's brains.
Trixie: No I don't! That's nasty!
Announcer: Whoa, don't get so angry. I wouldn't want you to eat my brain.
Trixie: You ain't got no brain!
Announcer: She doesn't like her best friend's girlfriend.
Trixie: Yeah, only cuz her main goal is to kill him!
Rose: *Walks in* WHAT?!
Trixie: Uhhh...
Announcer: Now you know Trixie Carter.
Trixie: Man if I ever find you I will lay some serious hurt on your sorry skin.
Announcer: Now get out.
Trixie: Fine!

[dragon.up.resource]

lol. me=all that fan

so i'll write one:

Annoncer: (echoey) Know your stars! Lao Shi. He likes to believe that there is sphaghetti in his pants.
Lao shi: What??? Who does that? I don't even wear pants.
Announcer: Lao Shi. Doesn't wear pants.
Lao shi: What?? not true.
Announcer: you just said it.
Lao shi: *fumes*
Announcer: Lao shi. He likes to walk up to random guys on the street and kiss them.
Lao shi: Now, that is stupid. I don't do that! I am not Borat!
Announcer: now you know, Lao shi.
Lao shi: no they don't!
Announcer: yess they do.

[superdoglac]

LOL. Poor Trixie XD

[huntsrose]

Announcer: Know your stars! Meet Rose.
Rose: Hello.
Announcer: She doesn't have a last name.
Rose: Not true. It's just unpronounceable.
Announcer: She likes to slay innocent dragons.
Rose: Still, not true. Haven't slain any yet.
Announcer: Yet being the key word here.
Rose: No, I like dragons.
Announcer: You like to slay dragons.
Rose: No.
Announcer: She died yesterday.
Rose: I'm right here aren't I?
Announcer: AH! GHOST!
Rose: What?!
Announcer: She's ten times taller then her boyfriend.
Rose: N--Actually that one is true.
Announcer: She's dating a dragon after she tried to slay him several times.
Rose: Ok, yes I tried to slay him but that was before I realized what a nice guy he is.
Announcer: Her favorite actor is Orlando Bloom.
Rose: *Dreamily* Yeah...
Jake: What?!
Rose: I mean no.
Announcer: Now you know Rose.
Rose: Not really.
Announcer: Bye.
Rose: I'm trained in martial arts. You better hope I don't find you.
Announcer: Good luck with that. Now get out.

[superdoglac]

LOL XDDDDDD Can't breath XD

[dragon.up.resource]

i wanna be a cowriter!! XD Why didn;t I think of this?? *shot*

[huntsrose]

Yeah you can be a cowriter.

[dragon.up.resource]

(awesome! ;D)

Announcer=A
Spud=S

A: know your stars! Meet Arthur Spud P. Spudinski.
S: hey, hello.
A: I can wash my car in the time it takes to say his full name.
S: NOT MY FAULT! Oh, wait, it's true.
A: he likes the color green.
S: I SO DO NOT---what? oh. you're right again.
A: His grandma makes football-like fruitcake.
S: no, she--wait, right again. ARE YOU DOING THIS RIGHT?
A: what?
S: aren't you supposed to be insulting?
A: I am.
S: but why say stuff that is true?
A: Beats me. Can i continue?
S: *enjoying the fact that he is telling the truth* Go ahead.
A: I just made him believe that I was not going to be insulting.
S: Yeah, you're right-- wait, what?
A: He periodically fills his underwear with live scorpions.
S: YEs, it's tru-no not true!
A: He is being hypnotised to agree with me.
S: yes. wait, no!
A: now you know spud, the most gullible guy i ever had on Know your stars.
S: yes, it's all true. no, STOP IT!!
A: Mwahahahahahahha!

[huntsrose]

LOL!
A = Announcer
H = Huntsman!

A: Know your stars! Meet the Huntsman.
H: Hi.
A: His real name is Dilbert. What kind of name is that?
H: Yes...don't make fun of it.
A: *Laughing* Sorry. Hahahaha!
H: Shut up or I will slay you.
A: You and what army.
H: The army of the Huntsclan.
A: Ooooh I'm soooo scared.
H: You better be.
A: His favorite TV show is Barney.
H: WHAT!
A: Dilbert is a Momma's boy.
H: NUUH!
A: Did you notice our names are laughing at you?
H: WHY?!
A: Because you're dumb. And now you know the Huntsman. Or Dilbert. *Snickers* Dilbert...
H: *Scowls*
A: Now get out.

[superdoglac]

Dilbert XD

[dragon.up.resource]

A=announcer
P=Pandarus

A: Know your stars! Meet our next guest, Pandarus
P: Hello.
A: He's a weakling.
P: how do you figure that one out?
A: he needs henchmen to do his dirty work.
P: So? I'm rich, i can afford it.
A: Weakling.
P: sorry?
A: *cough* nothing. Eli Pandarus. He has a panda for a sister.
P: no. that's not my idea.
A: then whose is it?
P: Spud's.
A: Ah. Gullible boy. I love him
P: YOu do?
A: yes I do. Do you?
P: well, I love him too.
A: Eli Pandarus, he just admitted he's a gay.
P: What??? I did not! You said you love him too!
A: now you know Pandarus, the gay weakling.
P: I AM NOT GAY! I DO NOT LOVE HIM!
A: now you know Pandarus, the lying and still gay weakling.
P: FORGET IT, I'm OUTTA HERE!

[huntsrose]

ROFL!

E = Emily

A: Know your stars! Meet Emily.
E: Hi.
A: Emily Not actually a star.
E: True.
A: Emily, Likes to bother people.
E: Proud of it.
A: Emily, her favorite food is candle wax.
E: Yummy.
A: Emily, has a crush on Bob.
E: Bob? Oh you mean Jake. Yeah.
A: Emily, dances to Barbie Girl.
E: How do you know all this?
A: Emily, likes to pet fish.
E: YAY FISHIES!
A: Emily, has a collection of every toenail she's ever clipped.
E: Actually I bite my toenails.
A: Emily, eats her toenails.
E: Yep. You can't bother me like everyone else.
A: Fine, then get out.
E: Okie. Buh-bye.

[superdoglac]

Toe nails yum yum XD

[huntsrose]

MUHAHA JUST HAD A BRILLIANT IDEA!

Announcer: Know your stars! Meet 88.
88: Hi.
Announcer: His best talent is--*talking to someone else* what? No, Jake, I don't want punch.
88: What?
Announcer: Oh, nothing. Yeah, the chips are on the table.
88: What are you talking about?
Announcer: Yes, I told you he wasn't invited.
88: Who? Invited to what?
Announcer: What? Oh, you heard that? Yeah, I'm just talking to myself.
88: No you were talking to Jake! I heard you!
Announcer: No, he isn't coming to the party.
88: Party? Where?
Announcer: *changing the subject* 88, he likes to imagine himself at fake parties.
88: I heard you talking about the party!
Announcer: What party?
88: You're having a party aren't you?
Announcer: No... *Music plays in the background*
88: Yes!
Announcer: And now you know 88!
88: No they don't!
Announcer: Yeah...get out.