Very random happenings on AD:JL

[huntsrose]

Well, the name is pretty explanitory.

Chapter one
The Dark Dragon

"So," Lou said. "Do you want to keep what you've got or take the deal in that briefcase over there?"
The Dark Dragon thought about it for a minute. If it was more money, well he'd be rich. "I'll take the deal in the briefcase," he said.
Lou opened the briefcase and read a note inside. "Oh, I'm sorry, but you've just agreed to let us smash your new car," he said.
"Oh no," DD said. "Oh well, I've got wings. Who needs a car?"
"Well, it's a corvette," Lou added.
"Aw, and I've always wanted one of those," DD said.
"Yeah, well you should've kept what you have," Lou said. "Now all you've got is a smashed up corvette."
The Dark Dragon lit Lou on fire.
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Jake looked hopelessly at the cards in his hands and the chips on the table.
"Ah, I fold," he said.
"Yeah! Checkmate," the Dark Dragon said.
Jake was confused. "Um, Dark Dude, we're playing poker, not chess," he said.
"Oh, I thought we were playing chess poker," DD said. "Like, choker?"
"Well, you think like an idiot then, don't you?" he asked.
"Well, sorry if I don't know how to play your stupid card games," DD replied.
"Wait, you don't know how to play poker?" Jake asked.
"No, not really," he said.
"Oh, then I win."
"Now, wait a minute. I know what 'fold' means. Since you folded, I win."
"Umm..." Jake said. Then he took the jackpot and ran.
The Dark Dragon lit Jake on fire too.
"Dude," Spud said. "You're not going to have many friends if you light them all on fi--" He lit Spud on fire too.
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Haha, I told you it was random. Reviews are good.

[superdoglac]

LOL!!!!!! XD Nice spoofies, update soon! XD

[huntsrose]

Ok. Haha. Glad you like. =P This one oughta make you laugh. My friend came up with it.

Chapter two
Does it matter who?

"Rose!" Jake yelled from the kitchen.
"What?" she yelled back. She was at his house. Don't ask why, because I don't have a clue.
"Come here," he said.
"Hold on," she replied.
"Hurry! They're dying!"
"Who's dying?!"
"AHHHHHHHHHH!"
Rose ran into the kitchen in a bathrobe.
"They died Rose," Jake said. Then he looked at the oven. "The cookies died!"
She rolled her eyes. "You made me jump out of the shower and run in here for this?"
"Pretty much," he said.
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"Truth or dare?" Rose asked.
"Uh, dare," Jake said.
"Ok, I dare you to prank call someone," she said.
"Ok," he smiled and picked up the phone. Then he dialed a number and Rose's phone rang seconds later.
"Hello?" Rose answered it.
"Prank call," he said, hanging up.
"Very funny," she said, hanging up too.
"Truth or dare," Jake said.
"Dare," Rose said.
"I dare you to yell something random to someone outside."
"Ok," she said as she stuck her head out the window and shouted at some girl, "HEY YOU! MY BOYFRIEND'S HOTTER THAN YOURS!"
It just happened to be Trixie.
"NO HE'S NOT!" she yelled back.
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"Hey, Hot Stuff," Rose said, walking up to Jake.
"Holy cow," Jake said.
Rose covered one of her ears and said, "What?"
"You called me Hot Stuff," he said.
She uncovered her ear. "Yeah, well you are," she said. "I'll see you tonight. Bye." She smiled. "Sorry, I was on the phone."
"SAY WHAAAAAT?!!"
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ROFL. Randomness. Reviews, people. Next chap should be longer. =)

[YFWE]

I liked the first chapter a lot better but they were both still very funny. xD

[huntsgirls1fan]

OMG! xD LOVE IT! cOOKIES xD ROFL!