Post by redemption on May 5, 2007 14:36:03 GMT -5
Major writer's block... so... enjoy these bloopers! XD
Ash: Sooo, Ari⌠you Catholic?
Ariana: ⌠Christian.
Ash: Whatâs âpeaceâ?
Ariana: Ah⌠thatâs basically the part where you shake hands with everyone⌠and the only way you know the priest is coming up to it is because he says peace like five times (snaps fingers) rapid fire, like that.
Ash: Five times�
Ariana: Yeah⌠(clears throat and deepens voice) âAnd so the peaceful disciples said âPeace be with you, my peace I give to you, my peace I leave to you⌠as we ate a Reeseâs Pieces with the Lordâ⌠I have a piece of lint in my peaceful eye!â
Ben: Hey, Chris, JakeâŚ
Jake: Yeah?
Ben: Wanna go to the dance club?
Chris: Dance club? Thereâre chicks at the dance clubâŚ
Jake: Ohh yeahâŚ
Ari, Rose, and Leah who are eavesdropping: âŚ.
Leah: ⌠Screw guys.
(Ichigo and Rukia from BLEACH appear)
Ichigo: Eh⌠what the hell happened?
Rukia: (eyebrow twitches) Iâm gonna kill Urahara⌠(they notice the gang)
Ari and Ash: O___O (MAJOR fans of IchiRuki)
Rukia: Um⌠hello�
Ichigo: Letâs just back away⌠really slowlyâŚ
Kevin: Urg⌠I donât feel so goodâŚ
Amanda: (sigh) I told you not to eat all that chocolateâŚ
Kevin: (races for the bathroom) Amanda, I think Iâm pregnantâŚ
Amanda: (rolls eyes)
Veronika: (kissing Lion King DVD) My preciousâŚ
Raffi: (Opens door) OH MY GOD!!
Veronika: (yelps) KNOCK ON MY DOOR NEXT TIME! KNOCK!! (pauses) ⌠Did you see anything?
Raffi: No! I didnât see you making out with your Lion King DVD again!
Veronika: Good!
Jake: (dancing and singing) Iâm to sexy for my shirt, to sexy for my shirt⌠so sexy it hurtsâŚ
Ash: (cackles, videotaping) Revenge is so sweetâŚ
Ben: I JUST GOTTA DANCE!! (whips off shirt and jumps on table, dancing)
Leah: O___O (thinking) Heâs actually very goodâŚ
Jake: âŚ. I donât know youâŚ
Priest: I now pronounce you⌠husband and wifeâŚ
(Veronika at the alter with her beloved TLK DVD)
Leah: (whispering) Is this even legal?
Ari: How should I know?
Raffi: (shrugs)
Spud: (reading script) Okay, so in this scene, Trix you grab me and give me a passionate kissâŚ
Everyone but Trixie: HUH?
Trixie: FINALLY!!
Everyone but Trixie and Spud: (stares)
Trixie: ⌠Snap, I said that out loud didnât I?
Raffi: So letâs see, Ari, you watch Bleach⌠Wolfâs Rain⌠Blood+⌠Trinity Blood⌠(the list goes on)
Leach: Iâve never heard of some of these showsâŚ
Raffi: ⌠Are you an anime freak or something?
Ari: (hides DVDs and tapes behind her back) Whatever gave you that idea?
(Ichigo and Rukia stand in front of Ari and Ash; Ichigo is cowering slightly behind Rukia)
Ash: You two should, like, totally kiss.
Ari: And get marriedâŚ
Ash: (picking it up) ⌠And declare your undying love for each otherâŚ
Both: ⌠And have kids!
Ichigo: âŚ. Rukia, Iâm scaredâŚ
Rukia: (thinking) Thatâs actually a good idea⌠but my brother wouldnât approve⌠OH WELL!
... Yeah, that's all for now. *sweatdrops*
Ash: Sooo, Ari⌠you Catholic?
Ariana: ⌠Christian.
Ash: Whatâs âpeaceâ?
Ariana: Ah⌠thatâs basically the part where you shake hands with everyone⌠and the only way you know the priest is coming up to it is because he says peace like five times (snaps fingers) rapid fire, like that.
Ash: Five times�
Ariana: Yeah⌠(clears throat and deepens voice) âAnd so the peaceful disciples said âPeace be with you, my peace I give to you, my peace I leave to you⌠as we ate a Reeseâs Pieces with the Lordâ⌠I have a piece of lint in my peaceful eye!â
Ben: Hey, Chris, JakeâŚ
Jake: Yeah?
Ben: Wanna go to the dance club?
Chris: Dance club? Thereâre chicks at the dance clubâŚ
Jake: Ohh yeahâŚ
Ari, Rose, and Leah who are eavesdropping: âŚ.
Leah: ⌠Screw guys.
(Ichigo and Rukia from BLEACH appear)
Ichigo: Eh⌠what the hell happened?
Rukia: (eyebrow twitches) Iâm gonna kill Urahara⌠(they notice the gang)
Ari and Ash: O___O (MAJOR fans of IchiRuki)
Rukia: Um⌠hello�
Ichigo: Letâs just back away⌠really slowlyâŚ
Kevin: Urg⌠I donât feel so goodâŚ
Amanda: (sigh) I told you not to eat all that chocolateâŚ
Kevin: (races for the bathroom) Amanda, I think Iâm pregnantâŚ
Amanda: (rolls eyes)
Veronika: (kissing Lion King DVD) My preciousâŚ
Raffi: (Opens door) OH MY GOD!!
Veronika: (yelps) KNOCK ON MY DOOR NEXT TIME! KNOCK!! (pauses) ⌠Did you see anything?
Raffi: No! I didnât see you making out with your Lion King DVD again!
Veronika: Good!
Jake: (dancing and singing) Iâm to sexy for my shirt, to sexy for my shirt⌠so sexy it hurtsâŚ
Ash: (cackles, videotaping) Revenge is so sweetâŚ
Ben: I JUST GOTTA DANCE!! (whips off shirt and jumps on table, dancing)
Leah: O___O (thinking) Heâs actually very goodâŚ
Jake: âŚ. I donât know youâŚ
Priest: I now pronounce you⌠husband and wifeâŚ
(Veronika at the alter with her beloved TLK DVD)
Leah: (whispering) Is this even legal?
Ari: How should I know?
Raffi: (shrugs)
Spud: (reading script) Okay, so in this scene, Trix you grab me and give me a passionate kissâŚ
Everyone but Trixie: HUH?
Trixie: FINALLY!!
Everyone but Trixie and Spud: (stares)
Trixie: ⌠Snap, I said that out loud didnât I?
Raffi: So letâs see, Ari, you watch Bleach⌠Wolfâs Rain⌠Blood+⌠Trinity Blood⌠(the list goes on)
Leach: Iâve never heard of some of these showsâŚ
Raffi: ⌠Are you an anime freak or something?
Ari: (hides DVDs and tapes behind her back) Whatever gave you that idea?
(Ichigo and Rukia stand in front of Ari and Ash; Ichigo is cowering slightly behind Rukia)
Ash: You two should, like, totally kiss.
Ari: And get marriedâŚ
Ash: (picking it up) ⌠And declare your undying love for each otherâŚ
Both: ⌠And have kids!
Ichigo: âŚ. Rukia, Iâm scaredâŚ
Rukia: (thinking) Thatâs actually a good idea⌠but my brother wouldnât approve⌠OH WELL!
... Yeah, that's all for now. *sweatdrops*